This mornin' I was helping Mom read the Sunday Paper. I made sure I was right on top of things, including her arm. Then after a thorough reading of the business section I took a bath right on the kitchen table. Now that the beans gots a new hot water tank (acept for the minor problem that the heat comes on all a time when the beans takes a shower) we can all get cleaned when we want. Now the water men will have to come back to the basement again. But I know much more about business from readin' the paper so I can help them even more.