Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The awful harness

Look, Look at the awful collar Mommy putted on me. I didn't like it at all. She's tryin' to get me used to somefing on my neck after "the incident". She tried to put a strangling awful fing on me to take me for a walk. I neffer hadded anyfing like that on me afore and I kinda wented a little crazy. I'm sorry Mom for puttin' the bite on you but that ting was awful! It was chokin' me and stranglin' me an squeezing my tummy and chokin' me an...

Mom: Ok, ok, Yes, I know Beau Beau, you didn't like the harness. We got that figured out. I was a little afraid myself when you got the harness in your mouth and ripped my finger open with your mighty claws. But, other puddins have a harness and actually seem to enjoy it. They let their humans put it on them and they go outside for a nice walk. Maybe we'll try it again some day when you are feeling a little sleepy and you'll feel a little better about it.

BB: ACK!!! I don't fink I'll effer like that fing squeezin me and chokin me and attackin my mouf and squeezin me and chokin... ack... Nightmares. squeezin me.. ack...

14 comments:

  1. I am ok with the harness as long as I don't have to walk anywhere. If I am asked to walk somewhere, I don't move. You should try that Beau! That way, you are in control!

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  2. We heard those harnesses were awful too. We don't want those in our house either.

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  3. Kill it Beau Beau!! Death to all harnesses!

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  4. Poor Beau Beau with that awful thing on you! I don't blame you for rebelling.

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  5. Haven't tried the harness yet. Still waiting for mama to be free and it be a nice day. I tried it on once, and it wasn't THAT bad.

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  6. Mama said I am to little for a harness, but she did buy me a collar and a nice shinny tag with my address and phone number on it. I still can't figure out why. Just because I run out the front door when she opens it. Geeze

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  7. Beau Beau

    Momma put on collar on Boo, my sisfur and she hated it. She twisted and turned and eventually she got her front leg through it. Then Momma said she had a 3 legged cat. That ended Boo's collar escapade.

    She hasn't tried to put collars on any of us since.

    *ABBY

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  8. If you don't wear a collar normally, you won't like it and you certainly won't like the harness. My woman gets Victor more used to the harness by using it to play wif him. This from the woman who was convinced the cat before me panicked when they put a harness on her.

    B&V's Mom: Scruffy DID panic. She threw herself down, rolled, ran, and completely freaked out. But she was 10 and obviously never had one before. It was all I could do to catch her and remove it.

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  9. I'm not thrilled wif my harness, but it's fun to drag Mom unner the bushes an thru the roses!

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  10. I wore a harness once. It was the largest cat size they made. It wouldn't meet round my mighty chest. My mum gave up on it and donated it to a skinnier kitty...

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  11. Mum boughted me a harness too. I really didn't care for it either. So that means I don't get to go outside.

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  12. Goodness!! That's horrifying! I'm going to have to make sure one of those doesn't get in the house... although I would like to go outside...
    ~ moose

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  13. I like my harness. It doesn't hurt or squeeze. When mom is near my harness, I meowmeowmeow to get her to put it on me and take me outside. I like going for walks in the harness.

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  14. I hate the harness, but put up with it. Momma forgets how to put it on and she wrangles me around, upside down and sideways! It is humiliating, to be sure.

    Patches Lady

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