Saturday, December 02, 2006

Cleanliness is next to Godliness

The mystery is solved. Scooby, Shaggy, & Scout almost guessed it. They thought we were getting new carpet and we might have if the carpet didn't come clean.

We KNEW there was somefin up espeshully when we had to go in the basement and Mommy closed the door! But our food dishes we there and they had crunchies in dem. At least we didn't haf to starve. But then we kep hearing these noises, errrrr, eerrrrr, rrrrrrr and a big metal monster was outside. We culd see it from the winder. It was making noises too. Finally it gotted real quiet and the door opened. We went to run up the stairs and they were wet! And all our smells were gone! Now where do you fink our smells went?
Mom says she was mighty em-bare-assed acoz as you can see in the picshur the carpet was really dirty. The carpet man said our metal monster wif the hose wasn't doing the job in getting all our hairs out of the carpet. Plus it was dirty and making the carpet efun dirtier. Mom didn't want to em-bare-ass herself further an tell da man she hardly efur bacuums anyway. Now our job is to put our smells back where they belong.

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Mom does not like to "bacuum" much either. Luckily we have a darker color carpet, so it is not so easy to see how dirty it is.

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  2. our mom doesn't like to run the carpet sucking monster eifurr.

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  3. we don't like the rug suckker, so the Lady duzzn't do it unless it's an emergency or the 4th of July. (she duz it while the firewerks is goin' on cause a constant bad noize that we know is better than an erratic bad noize that we duzzn't know). ennyway, she duzzn't let ennybuddy but teleportin' cats come offur, so we're okay. yur "after" picshure shure duz look nice. do ya need sum black furs on it too? we kin come offur an help get it back ta how ya like it.

    our Lady's gigglin' all offur the place 'bout yur mom bein' "em-bare-assed".

    hi purrty Angie!
    Cocoa

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  4. Good cat mom, puttin you two ahead of vacumin. I can't amember the last time the big vacume was out, but there's a little one fur all the times the boy spills.

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  5. Well Beau and Angie, you will just have to run around and put all your smells back in. Gosh, you have to have your smells all around. Sure wish my Mom would put us ahead of vacuuming. She's does it at least once a week and we are all comfy on her bed and here she comes with that noisy thing and disturbing us. She says it's all because of us and our fur all over the place. Doesn't she know that's the way it's suppose to be!!!

    Casper

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  6. Hmm, this seems like something I should not let my human pet read. Otherwise, she would get some nasty idea to do the same in our house. It's nice to know, though, that our stink takes so much to get out!

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  7. I hate the sucky monsters. the Woman usually uses it (when she bothers, she hardly does, either) after dinner, when I just want to nap. She can't do it in the day cause the Man is asleep. She can ruin MY nap, but wake HIM? Sheesh.

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  8. my Mom uses that suck the dirt thing just about every weekend.but we have wood floors so there isn't any carpet to get dirty. she says that works best when you have poodins.

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  9. Mom only has dah car-pett in dah sleep rooms.So when she takes out dah big noisy scairty monster she closes dah door and keeps us out. We still don't like it when she drags it down our hall.
    Abby

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  10. Scooby is real good at solving mysteries. That's why his name is Scooby.

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  11. I hate the kitty monster. Dirt is fine, noise is not.

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  12. Our Daddykitty messes the carpet more than we do!

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  13. Didn't you tell your mom you just got the carpet the way you wanted it? Now you're just going to have to start all over again!

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  14. Our vacuum monsters doesn't come out as much as it should cuz it scares us all so (and Momma is lazy)

    It is going to be a big job to mess it up right again! Are you up to it, or do you need some help?

    Patches

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