Moooommmmmm! Look what I found for you in da cabinet! I found some aliens. They wuz trying to come out wif there long skinny arms. Dey were reaching out for me to free dem from da cabinet. Look! Dare is a whole fambly of dem. Can we keep em Mom? Can we?
~Beau Beau da alien potato saver.
Pee Ess. Mom says doze are not aliens. Dey am potatoes wif big eyes! Dat's what yoo get when yoo go on a lo carb diet - fings grow out of yur cabinet. Da length of da long skinny eye fings is dependent on how long yoo been on da no pototoes diet.