Hmmmm, I wuz jus readin' in da paper about weekend happenin's and it seems dat a certain female wif da inehshuls A.S. wuz grounded after a weekend of cavortin' in her nayborhood.
Den it says dat Beau Beau Bentley (hey dat's me) wuz actin' like a scairdy cat. What???? hey! dat's not rite! Don't believe efurryting yoo read in da paper. It wuz da evil harnesses fault. It wuz pullin' an pinchin' me den I fot a claw came owt of da ground and pinched my belly. Dat's why I ran like a maniac into da howse draggin' da evil leash behind me. I wuz jus runnin' from da claw! Asides, I am a swash bucklin cap'n o' da Seas, arrrrr, Beau Beau, dat's me. Oh, sorry, I fot it wuz still meow like a pirate day.