Note: Cat picshure below may be offensive to some kitties! Close da eyes of da youngun's closed.
Owr cat lady mommie found dese fings in New York City yesterday wen she when wif Daddy bean for his birfday. We finks dat cat looks more scaird den anyfing.
GASP! Here's da bad picshure. Anyone of yoo cats got some bad a*s attitude? Mommie says she needs some of dat attitude at werk for da mean lady who said to her "well you figured wrong". Who figured wrong? She's gonna chew dis gum da next time she has to deal wif her. Hrmfff. Hey! Is dat HAMMMM?! It looks like Ham! What is dat? Oh da drool dat is coming owt of owr moufs. It's bruhzhoot? What's bruhzhoot? She didn't efun bring any home to us. Looks like ham. I bet it wuz ham.
Angie dat looks like ham dontcha fink? I'm jus likkin my lips finking bout it.