Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wordy Wednesday 'Puter Day

Beau Beau da blogger. Yeah dat's me. Since da Mom bean won't get off her 'puter den I gots my own 'puter altho she tries to hog dis one too. Dad has his own 'puter but his is actin' real slow so now Mom is tryin to fix his . Sigh. I guess dat means he might be askin me to use my 'puter. That might be ok I guess since he has to teach on line . An instead of usin all da 'scuses dat his stoodents use like "da power went owt", or "my 'puter wuz haffin majer prollems" or "I wuz sick", (um, it's an online class an yoo don't haf to be there at a certin time so dat's a real bogus one), he has my 'puter to use as a backup. Either dat or he can jus go to da liberry where all da free 'puters are. Guess some of doze stoodents where da power wuz owt don't haf liberrys in dare towns wif free 'puters, or friends wif 'puters.

What Dad? Ooops. Da liberry is closed dis week.
What? All yur furrends are owt of town? What? Da car duzn't werk? Yoo can't get to da next town to use dare liberry? Da bus broke down? Yoo can't walk dat far? Yoo has no furrends? Werk won't let yoo use dare 'puter? Mommie won't let yoo use hers? Dare is no cyber cafe in town? WHAT? NOoooooooo. Sigh. OK. Yoo can use my 'puter. Gimme 10 Temtations an it's yurs for da day.

Beau Beau

24 comments:

Honey P. Sunshine said...

no no no, 20 tem-tay-shuns

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Beau Beau, we think Temptations are fair compensation for letting your dad use your computer!

DEBRA said...

Beau Beau

YOU are da compoodle king!

Purrs
Abby

DK & The Fluffies said...

I would have held out for lobster!

Tybalt said...

Beau Beau, you are one generous mancat to share your computer with your daddy. I hope he gave you those temptations AND extra skritches AND red bug time.

Boy said...

Wow! You wet your dad have the compoooter for just 10 temptations? You're so genewous!

The Furry Kids said...

That seems like a pretty fair deal. I hope he doesn't turn into a 'puter hog like your mom, though.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad you held out for compensation for sharing your computer!

Vincent and Mike said...

That looks like a nice computer you have, we'd hold out for 20 temtayshuns, and a can of tuna fish.

Parker said...

Beau Beau, you are such a sweet boy. I would have had a longer negotiation list. It would have included 'nip and lap snuggle time...

Daisy said...

You strike a hard bargain, Beau Beau!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Only 10??

Boots & the Interlopers said...

10 is a good starting point. Lets you move up the price when he keeps asking to use the computer.

Boots & the Interlopers said...

10 is a good starting point. Lets you move up the price when he keeps asking to use the computer.

The Meezers said...

i would haf charged 50 tem-tay-shuns. for an hour. - Miles

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

beau beau,
jus wan u to know dat i think yer eksepshunallee hansum.
luv--jh

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

10 Temptations per HOUR would be more like it. after all, you've got it an he needs it an gots no all-ter-ni-tiffs. you kin jack up the price as much as you want.

Eric and Flynn said...

You sold yer compooter time too cheap to yer dad. Yoo should haf held out furr a whole packet of Temtayshuns at least.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh Beau Beau, I so understand -- sometimes negotiations with our beans for computer time is downright difficult!

You are a very generous kitty! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Jan said...

That's real nice of you to let your dad use your puter for the day. We think that was a fair price he paid.

jans funny farm

Derby said...

20 treats, per hour!

michico*Adan said...

I agree with Honey~
Let's talk about 20 temptations!

Max said...

Doood...only 10? You could probably get, like, 40 for a whole day!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Only 10 temtayshuns? We woulda held out fur a bag!