Dis is aposed to be Angie's bed. Da sighkadelik bed cover is a present she got from her boycat furiend, Cocoa. Why are you not in dat bed Angie? I finks I am takin' ofur dis nice bed. It's soft and has a little corner wif nip in it.
I finks it could be a good place to bring a girlcat to. But ferst I needs to put it in a nice quiet corner. Den I has to invite her ofur. Den I has to get a little mancatness workin' by wooin' her a little and whisperin' sweet nuffins in her ear. Den we can cuddle up a little. Well, I'm not sure it's big enuf for two. Hey, get yur mind owt of da gutter. We's only gonna take a nice cat nap togefur.