Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday's Mancat Lessons

Lesson One. Computer sitting. Da pose: Back legs are resting comfortably. Front legs are in front of the 'puter. Spine is straight. Head is erect. Eyes forward. Smile on face. Purrfect.

Lesson Two: Just don't practice dat pose alone and get a little off balance wif yur pose and put yur pawsies in da wrong place like on da keyboard for more den a few seconds coz den somefin bad happens to da keyboard. Da keyboard will den tell da beans dey am a failure or somefin like dat. Den dey haf to go frew all kinds of steps and try again and again to figure owt why da keyboard is a failure. Finally after a squillion hours da keyboard will be bak to its happy self. So -- Lesson Two: If yoo am a failure, try try try again.
~Beau Beau

21 comments:

  1. Thanks for the lesson, Beau Beau! We just sit in our mom's lap when she's at the computer. She has the computer desk set up at an angle, so she can study or be on the computer, and still have us in her lap. :)

    ReplyDelete
  2. And no jumpin on da beans keyboard eiffur...
    makes me reelly upset...

    purrs
    Abby

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oops! gotta watch those cute pawsies on the keyboard!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hehe you look all ready furr blogging. I like to lie on the desk and bat the keys. Sumtimes I can make them make funny noises. Mum duzn't seem to like that though.
    Eric

    ReplyDelete
  5. can yoo make the keyboard beep wif yer butt?

    ReplyDelete
  6. That is a good lesson. The second part is most important!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Thanks for the tips Beau Beau. Mom's always getting mad at us for typin' on the keyboard. But sometimes we write good stuff, like suiiiiiseeeeeeeee and zuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Did you know that if you step on one key long enuf, it will start makin' a ringin' noise? Its cool.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Beau, you always have some good advice for every cat! Sometimes, when I walk on the keyboard, I make the computer do something that my Mommie cannot figure out.

    ReplyDelete
  9. purrfekt post BeauBeau. Billy lays on the laptop keyboard and he's a failure too!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Beau super fab lessons!
    You look great and in perfect position

    ReplyDelete
  11. Beau Beau, I LOVE that lesson! I also love that picture . . . you are looking very handsome!

    Mommy is still laughing.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Those are good lessons we can all use!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Very good advice Beau Beau!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Excellent lesson, Beau!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Great lesson. We are showing it to Fagin so he will learn. Daddy taught us very quickly that keyboards and paws are never to meet. Sadly, the kitten does not know this lesson yet so them failures keep happening!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Mum won't let me on the keyboard. She doesn't want me to break the puter!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Excellent form there! I am impressed! :)

    ReplyDelete
  18. Dat's a good lesson Beau Beau, Sadie needs to learn dat cuz she just walks across da keyboard and it makes mom yell.

    ReplyDelete
  19. I am not allowed near the 'puter!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Great lesson and great pictures!

    ReplyDelete