Thursday, August 28, 2008
We had a bizzy nite last nite. Yoo ever wake up in da middle of da nite to hear a high pitched screamin' noise with growls and more screamin' an hissin' so dat it makes yur furs stand straight on end? Da noises am loud an mean an nasty soundin' an yoo know dat a major cat fight is about to take place? I was in mine bed while lettin' da beans sleep there, purrin' away an talkin to da mommie lady last nite when all of da sudden we heard dem screamin' noises. I jumped straight up an so did mommie to take a look outside. Now it couldn't haf been one of us acoz we did a bed check afore we went to sleep an bouf me an Beau Beau were inside.
Mommie, in her ratty nite shirt, started down da hallway when we heard da noises gettin louder an meaner coming from downstairs an dey sounded aspesisshusly like a mancat who lives in da house. Mommie pounded her way quickly down da stairs while I crept along behind her. She started gettin all shaky like coz she fot somehow Beau Beau wuz goin to jump frew da screen to attack whatever he wuz yellin' at. She fumbled wif da lite switch an only got one on an ran to da window ledge were Beau Beau wuz sittin looking owt da window. Beau Beau wuz howlin like a banshee and she even fot maybe he wuz hurted or maybe a skunk got him frew da window or somefin (altho dare wuz no smell so I don't know where she got dat silly idea). She tried to pet him to calm him down an he turned an hissed at her an hissed again an kept lookin frew da screen window. She didn't see anyfing owt there but he kept goin at it. Den alla sudden he started up screamin again and den Mommie saw da evil introoder kitty. It looked like calico kitty dat cuts frew my yard. Da kitty wuz a little ways away jus lookin towards da window. Mom banged on da window to scare her away an den I tried to get up to da ledge an started screamin rite along wif Beau Beau. All of owr hairs were standin on end by now an bouf of us puffed up free times owr size. It sounded like a real hissin screamin cat fight cept it wuz only me an Beau Beau yellin' at dat evil introder. To make fings werse den Beau Beau must haf got confoosed coz he turned an den tried to fight wif me instead. He tried to jump on me while still screamin. Den bout of us turned and he chased me upstairs. Beau Beau must haf jus freaked owt an ran to look in another window. Mom pounded up da stairs wif her ratty nite shirt blowin behind her. She stopped an quieted me down but I wuz ok anyway. As she went back to bed she turned on da lite to look for dat crazy mancat Beau Beau but he wuz no where to be found. Dat jumped up when da lite went on. How he never heard da ruckus we all just made I'll never know.
Dis mornin efurrything is back to normal cept Mom is not too happy coz she is sleepy an cranky now from bein awake for hours last nite. I finks I'll take a nap now too.