Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday madness


We bouf haf a story to tell. Schmaybe we should haf saved dis for Tales on Toosday or Tursday, but we got to tell someone. We am so embare-assed we don't know where to start. Da beans had some bisitors ofur dis weekend. We wuz on owr bestest behavior reely. We ated ferst afore da peoples came acoz yoo know we eats raw chick-hen an it duzn't look too pretty to some beans what wif us usin' da floor an not owr plates an all. Den da red marrow stuff comes owt an well it gets a little gross for humans to look at.
So da bisitors came ofur an we all sat at da table to talk an eat (after owr chick-hen remains were gone natchurley). Angie sat in her own chair at da table an she wuz nice an quiet like. I sat in da ofur room on mine own chair just listenin in for food to hit da floor like I always do. I efun only wented into da cabbynet up on da counter once to get myself a little treat. An dey saw, yes, dey saw. And, oh yes, Santy Paws did leave me some new seafood flavered treats.

It wuz not until da nice peoples left dat we noticed dare wuz a little problem. It seems dat after da Dad bean cutted up owr raw chick-hen he washed his hands in da baffroom sink (why dare an not in da kitch-hen sink we don't unnerstand) and it seems he, ur, left some of owr chick-hen in da sinkie. Just some little pieces yoo know. Just a cupple of yellow an red little pieces. Just enuf to look like someone blew chow in dare. Or blew dare nose wifout a tisyew. Yoo know, just enuf.
Now we not sure what dem nice peoples were finkin when dey saw dat, but dey all went in dare one by one during dare bisit. Did da beans go in dare? Nope. Not until da peoples were gone. And den Mommie saw it. She saw dem little pieces of chick-hen an efun she wuz not shure if someone blew chow or not. We haf a feelin' dat da peoples might not be comin' back next year for dare yeerly bisit. Yoo fink?

18 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Oh, that story made mom laugh...what your visitors must think...we'll never know cuz, your right, they probably won't be back...hehehe!

Daisy said...

Hahahaha! That's a funny story! One time my Daddie had some friends over after work for a poker game. A couple of them brought a change of clothing so they could wear jeans instead of business attire. Well, one of them changed in the guest room with bathroom attached. After he changed, my Mommie noticed that one of us had made a very large and very stinky poopie in there! (That's where we keep the litter box). He must have changed clothings really fast.

The Meezers said...

oh no. we 'pologize for our mommy laffing. she would be 'barassed to death too. they will prolly be back next year. maybe your mommy should put a sign in there "no chick-hen hand washing allowed".

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahaha! That's our mum laffing. She's weird. She said if she wuz your visitor she would probably have got some TP and got rid of it in the toilet. She said if it looked a lot like yak she might have added to it though.

Parker said...

Mommy is laughing too!
I think that a little chicken among visitors is no big deal...
HeeHee!

Cafe Cats said...

Oh No! Why would your Daddy DO that!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Oh my cod, that is funny! Mom's family and friends would have said something and laughed about it! No secrets and nothing is sacred.

Derby said...

That's one way to not have people visit again. Were you trying to have them not come in the future?

Lux said...

You should hear my mom laughing! She has her hand over her mouth and everything!

We've gotta go before she starts coughing ... :)

Beezer said...

Next year you should have mine mombean over. See, first she'd want to know if you kitties were OK and not sick or nuthin'. Then she'd want to talk to your beans all about you eating raw chicken.
I don't think I'd eat it. I'm a crunchie mancat through and through!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mom is laffing so hard she gots a headake. Our visitors woulda come out of der and announced dat either somebody was furry sick or der was a real problem wif our plumbing and laffed like maniacs...dat's da kinda weerd frends our beans haf.

Max said...

Hahahahahaha! (The WOman laughed so hard she hadda run to go pee!) But Buddah thinks one of your visitors hocked a loogie into the sink. Maybe it's not chicken after all.

Hehehehe I think it's chicken stuffs cause that's just FUNNY!

Boy n Beethoven said...

Oh dear....haha...that was quite funny though!

Boy

Evie/VampyVictor said...

hahha ON NOES!!!!! HAHAHH maybee your Dadda did-ed it on purpose, hooman men have funny ways of getting their own way :P hahaha

V-V

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh what a great story!!!!

momsbusy said...

we is rolling on da floor laffin ars tails off. we thinks yu is gonna still hafs bisitors - they just mite not use da bafroom while they is there.

y2k

Everycat said...

Oh we did laff at this! That picture of you both goes well with the story too. Your expressions are perfect.

Happy New Year to you both and your beans!

Whicky Wuudler

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

*snicker, snicker* Oh, the joys of a house full of kitties!!! :o)