Monday, January 05, 2009

I'm Not Coming Down

I'm staying rite heer while da Chief and Lady Commander and da 2nd in Command (aka Collij Girl) are owt of da Kuntree. It seems dey left me wif a Fill in Offisir to watch ofur us. She has not performed her duties as she well shud haf. Mine treats are still in da drawer where I can't get to dem. Da Commander Lady moved dem from mine cabbinet. Da Fill In Lady is wondrin why I keep hissin an yellin at her. I don't know why she can't unnerstand me. I jus keep sayin' GIVE ME MINE TREATS ! Also, she smells like allergik boy. It is goin' to be a loooonnnngggg week. SOS. Pweeese send treats.
Luvs, Beau Beau & Angie

18 comments:

michico*Adan said...

That is a very good spot~! Beau Beau~!!!
Keep staying there until you get any very delicious!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I have a ham in the mail already! You can't be without treats!!!

Max said...

I'm sending a giant bag of crunchy treats. A doood should not have to work so hard to get fill in staff to cooperate! You have my sympathies, truly you do.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wait, yoor staff left da country and got someone to take over WHO DOESN'T EVEN UNNERSTAND 'GIVE ME TREATS'? Oh man, dey is gonna be in trouble when dey get home!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

How can they not understand that you must have sustanance! You must be starving!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no, we would send treats if we could, but they have been hidden from us. We are being starved.We hope you get the fill in lady to unnerstand that you need your treats.

Parker said...

Awwwwww, Beau Beau! I'll send Powder over with treats right away!

The Meezers said...

come on ofur to our house beau beau - we will gif you treats!

Derby said...

Your humans left the country and in the hands of incompetent staff? Just simply unexceptable!

Lux said...

Oh, the unfairness of it! I'm teleporting over with lots of nip and treats!

Boy n Beethoven said...

Oh no! Poor Beau Beau! But at weast your beans are gone for onwy a week. Mine....is gone for more than 3 weeks!
Purrs...

Boy

VampyVictor said...

Awww Beau Beau that is no way to treat your sitter... well not the hissies anyway! It is much better than having to go to a kitty motel for the time.. just think about that next time you hissie at her! :)

V-V

3 Cat Blog said...

Oh dear! lol We'd probably do the same thing ... we got shipped off to the cat spa last time tho!

Poppy Q said...

At least someone is helping you to blog Beau. And it is good exercise getting up onto the fridge.

I hope your ladies have a lovely break, and you get some more treats.

Poppy Q

Shilgiah the Cat said...

We will send some treats right away!!

Your fill in staff really should know how to speak cat before she was asked to fill in. "Treats--Now" is not hard to understand. Good luck. Maybe articulate very slowly for her.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

r dey in arutabaga agin!!!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Providenciales? mommie wants to go there, our friends went last year to regent palms

Skeezix the Cat said...

Wood yoo like us to send yoo sum bacon? Have a happy new yeer!