Oh my Cod! Wot a trip. Dad bean got stressed owt cuz of me yellin all da way to APs howse coz we had now where to go till da beans paid a squillion green papers for da new howse. I wuz so nervis on da way dat I pooped mineself in da PTU. Dad can hardly heer so I had to yell extra loud so he could heer me complainin. Den Angie wuz all ofur him while he wuz drivin cuz she can't stay in a PTU acoz of her shreddin' her nails till dey bleed. Once we got to APs we nefur moved from one spot. AP wuz worried bout us.
In da mean time, da beans had a bunch of moovin men come to move da stuff in da howse. Mom gotted to tell dem what to do an she kinda reely liked dat. It only took a little while to get alla stuff in da big trucks. Still we waited for da beans. Den dey went to look at owr new howse one more time before dey signed a squillion papers. Da new lady dat bought owr old howse said she wanted us too! I tole yoo we did a good jobbie sellin owr howse to her. She efun played wif da lite wif me one time. She wuz da ferst one who looked at it an she bought it! Still da beans did not come to get us.
Mom wented to da new howse an da men brot in all owr stuff. Dey wuz some big strong furry nice guys. Mom got to tell dem what to do again. She liked it efun more dis time. While Mommie wuz directin' da movin' Dad wuz kinda quiet an worried bout us cuz AP called an said we still looked haf scared to death. Still we waited. Finally after years it seemed he came an gotted us.
Once we got to da new place Angie wuz a little scared but wuz ok enuf to eat. I ranned all ofur da place. Mommie says she heard werds come owt of mine mouf dat she nefur heard before! An dis place am BIG! Dare am so many windows I did not know what windows to look owt of ferst. After a few hours we finally calmed down an stayed on da bed till the hour of cat. Dat's da hour when hyoomans do not want to hear yoo coz its too early for dem. I started makin' all kinds of noises again jus to hear mine voice echo off da walls. Mommie says she finks I am turnin' Meezer. She wants to know how long me am gonna keep sayin all dese new werds?
Beau Beau, repurtin from da new howse