Me am stayin rite up here to look owt da window an keep a good watch. Dad says he wuz in da back yard an he saw... he saw... GULP... TEN Vishus DEER walkin frew owr yard! We don't know how or where da heck dey livin since we surrounded by streets on efurryside cept one little strip of land off da back yard so we guess dey am livin somewhere rite back dare. All dem bulbs dat da lady who lived heer last year planted are prolly gonna be eated by dem vishus deer. I will haf to put da evil eye on dem when dey come up to da howse. Sigh. What's a mancat to do?