Monday, January 25, 2010

Mancat Food

OK Mudder. What yoo tryin to get us to eat. Somefin just duz not smell rite here.


What da heck are deze fings? Breathies? Yoo finks we gots bad breff? Are dey treats? Let me see. Dey look funny. It looks like dare is mint in dem. Yoo finks dat means CAT MINT? As in CAT NIP???

I don't fink deze are treats. Dey don't smell like treats. Dey don't feel like treats. An I don't smell no nip! I step on dem an dey feel funny unner my paws. Dey stinky. Well maybe I will try one anyway. Jus one. Yoo know jus to try it. I am da mancat yoo know so I gets to try it ferst. Schmaybe dare is some nip in dem.

Angie: Hey Beau Beau how dey taste huh? Duz yur breff smell better? Come ere. Let me smell yur breff. Ewwwwww. I am not eating doze fings. Yoo eat em. I'm stickin wif mine Organix treats.



Stinky breff 1 and stinky breff 2 signing owt fur now.
We might be off fur a coupla days cuz Mudder has to go to a stinky meeting in Mew Jersey. Hey, schmaybe we can get Dad to help us wif da 'puter. Yoo finks?





23 comments:

Poppy Q said...

I bet your breath smells minty fresh now.

Tell your mom to have a safe trip and we hope your dad helps you out with the blogging.
Smooches

Parker said...

Our Mom is leaving too! What's up with the Mom's???

The Creek Cats said...

Hmmmm...... guess the treats weren't a big hit.
Wishing your mom safe travels!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmmm, strange new treats are always very suspicious.
Safe travels for your mum.

The Meezers and Billy said...

how insulting that they think you haf stinky bref. maybe the treats was for THEM

The Furry Kids said...

It's good to be suspicious of new treats. We always get Titus to try them first. heh heh

EG

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I have no issue with your breath...

Busby and Raymond said...

We don't like it when our Mom tries to slip us treats that will improve us somehow. Duhr.

Max said...

What is it with people trying to make us eat new things? They know we like the regular stuff, why spring new on us?

Well, unless isn't made out of real live fresh dead shrimp. Then I'll ty it. But still... If they wanna know if something new is good, they need to try it first...

The Island Cats said...

If your mom wanted you to eat those treats, she shoulda put them in a Temptations bag...then you woulda never have known they were something that was supposed to be "good" for you!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh man, I love the stinky gummy chicken Breathies. I'll take them off your paws.
Purrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, why do da beans think we haf bad bref. Do dey realize just how stinky der bref is? Let dem eat da treats.

Harry Spotter said...

Nothing like fresh minty breath. I'm sure they were yummy too.

Derby said...

Hmmm, is your mum trying to trick you into eating healthy?

Daisy said...

Too bad your treats were stinky!

Glogirly and Katie said...

I don't know about you, but I think it's the HUMANS that have stinky breath. My breath is perfectly fine.

I don't blame you for being leary of those so-called treats. They don't look like treats to me either. Ick.

mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

The Crew said...

That says "chick-hen" on it. Maybe they give you "chick'hen" breath.

Your friend
Misty

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Mom says I have fish breff, but we're gonna stick to our Greenies.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Very "breathtaking" post today! hahameow!

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Why don't the humans understand it's their breath that is smelly, not ours?

We hope that you have a good weekend,
Charlemagne and Tamar

The Meezers and Billy said...

sheesh. people and their fear of stinky breaf. the mom says NICKY has stinky breaf . he's only 14 weeks old!! she's a lunatic

ABBY said...

WE kitties nefur half bad breafs...

purry purrs
Abby

Kea said...

Those "treats" look pretty suspicious to us. We like our Temptations!

(The human says: The boys get all sorts of treats that are good for them, as well as Temptations; they are just such little piggies that they don't notice.)

Nice to meet you both!

-Annie, Nicki and Derry at Fuzzy Tales