OK Mudder. What yoo tryin to get us to eat. Somefin just duz not smell rite here.
What da heck are deze fings? Breathies? Yoo finks we gots bad breff? Are dey treats? Let me see. Dey look funny. It looks like dare is mint in dem. Yoo finks dat means CAT MINT? As in CAT NIP???
I don't fink deze are treats. Dey don't smell like treats. Dey don't feel like treats. An I don't smell no nip! I step on dem an dey feel funny unner my paws. Dey stinky. Well maybe I will try one anyway. Jus one. Yoo know jus to try it. I am da mancat yoo know so I gets to try it ferst. Schmaybe dare is some nip in dem.
Angie: Hey Beau Beau how dey taste huh? Duz yur breff smell better? Come ere. Let me smell yur breff. Ewwwwww. I am not eating doze fings. Yoo eat em. I'm stickin wif mine Organix treats.