Who can be wordless wif all dis static electricity? I am gettin zapped all da time. Plus, da dry air made mine Mommie so sicky so she didn't efun put on my Tuesday Toesies picshure. She promised she would put it on Thursday instead. Daddie is a sicky too. But he still does what he is aposed to like keepin owr dish full except for today when she wuz home. Yoo shoulda seen what she did to owr raw chick-hen! Hello!... how long do yoo finks yoo can warm up one chick-hen thigh afore it cooks into hard little nuggets dat we could not efun chew or swallow?
Schmaybe all da snow comin' will make mine furs calm down.