Kitch-hen Air-O-Bics lesson 1:
First, yoo hafs to haf da shiney kind of counters - either gran-it or da kind dat looks like gran-it - mostly da kind dats shiney. Next yoo has to get yur human to turn on da water (some of us likes to drink da water but mostly we still needs da humans to turn it on). Den yoo gets da human to wash da shiney stuff. Note: Yoo can see dare is a lot of human innner akshun here but it is necessary.
Next yoo takes a runnin leap onto da wet, shiney, counter . What happens next dee-pens on yur kitch-hen.
We must gibs yoo a warning tho, cuz if yoo slides da wrong way yoo can go head ferst into da wall. Dis may be 'acitin for some or a headake for others. Da Air-O-Bics part is if yoo do dis on yur kitch-hen island. Dis is a two-part man-oover. 1) Yoo slides reely reely fas, den yoo get an Air-o-bics akshun on part two.
Hafs fun wif dis game but stay safe!
Beau Beau- Level 1 Air-O-Bics instruktor.