Thursday, April 14, 2011

Kitch-hen Air-o-bics Lesson

Kitch-hen Air-O-Bics lesson 1:

First, yoo hafs to haf da shiney kind of counters - either gran-it or da kind dat looks like gran-it - mostly da kind dats shiney.  Next yoo has to get yur human to turn on da water (some of us likes to drink da water but mostly we still needs da humans to turn it on).  Den yoo gets da human to wash da shiney stuff.  Note: Yoo can see dare is a lot of human innner akshun here but it is necessary.
Next yoo takes a runnin leap onto da wet, shiney, counter .  What happens next dee-pens on yur kitch-hen.
We must gibs yoo a warning tho, cuz if yoo slides da wrong way yoo can go head ferst into da wall.  Dis may be 'acitin for some or a headake for others.  Da Air-O-Bics part is if yoo do dis on yur kitch-hen island.  Dis is a two-part man-oover.  1) Yoo slides reely reely fas, den yoo get an Air-o-bics akshun on part two.
Hafs fun wif dis game but stay safe!

Beau Beau- Level 1 Air-O-Bics instruktor.

11 comments:

  1. We would be thrilled ta be allowed up on the counters at all! But they arent granitey annyway...

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  2. MOL! I would love to see an action movie of this.

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  3. Yes, we'd like to see a video of this! Hahaha!

    -Fuzzy Tales

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  4. Beau Beaus where da moovie?

    >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
    Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
    purrin
    xoxox
    ~ManxMnews

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  5. Wow! This sounds like fun! But Beau Beau, we think we need to see an actual demonstration!!

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  6. Oh yes! A video indeed!

    Luf, Us

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  7. Mm, a video, yes, den I could see yoor handsomeness in action...er, I mean, a training session, yeah, dats all I meant and I WAS NOT drooling at yoor piksher neether~Zippy
    PeeEss: If Speedy sez I was den he is a liar!

    She was Beau Beau, who'd a thawt a 14 year old granny cat could be moved to pantin' and droolin' like dat!~Speedy

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  8. video please!

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  9. Theese is most excellent! We has one of those and are going to try it out! Thanks for the good advice and intructions!

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