(sung to Travie McCoy's song I wanna be a Billionaire)
I wanna be a Squillionaire
So stinkin' bad
Buy doze kitty condos I nefur had
I wanna be on da cover of mousebreath! Magazine
heh heh. I crack mineself up sometimes. Dat's what happens when yoo gets howsebound. Or schmaybe it's da bare-o-metrik presshure from da Hurrycane coming to Connecticat!
We might not be able to post on Sunday dependin' on if we lose da innernets but we haf plenty of stinky goodness an we'll get to eat all da chick-hen up reel quick if da cold monster quits werkin.
We lives up from da coast so we won't haf to leave da howse either an we lives on da top of a hill so we won't get a flood but we will probably get lots of water in da front windows cuz da haf been leakin since dey were put in. Mom says dat is da joy of living wif such pretty windows in da ferst place.
Mom would love to haf a hurrycane party but Dad won't let her. We jus gonna watch all da leafs blowin all ofur. And we hopes we can see some pretty birdies too. Dat's enuf of a party for us.
~Beau Beau &Angie