We wuz so surprized to see dis vishus lady deer in owr garden we almost peed owrselves. Look at dis - she wuz sayin "I'm coming to get yoo!"
Oh my COD! Jus like Skeezy used to say, she's likin' her lips thinkin of us nice joosy kittehs.
Holy cats! Daddy come get dis lady out of owr yard! I fink she sees me! Ack!
Can yoo beleeve dis? I am not afraid. Do not fear the vishus introoders. Stay tooned for more bisits of da manimal kingdom.