Angie gots an OWIE

I gots an Owie in my eye. I don't know what happened but alla sudden my eye gotted all squinty an stuff. Collij girl did a energy healing on me an I wuz waitin' for it to werk an den next fing I know I had to go in da evil PTU! Geez Mom it takes like more den three hours for a healin' to werk ya know.

I lost a few nails on da way but it was like a do it yurself man-a-cure. No more nail clippin fur a while. We wented to a new v.e.t. I could tell coz we went past where da evil teef stealers office is. I met my new v.e.t., Dr. Tobin, who is a holistic v.e.t. He let me walk all over hims office until I got comfy. There were no bad smells dare like at da teef stealers. I got no stabby fings, no cold fings put up mine butt and no stuff sqirted in mine ears. Mom had a good talk wif him about what to feed me and fat boy Beau Beau. I wuz all nice an calm when we left da office an I got to sit on Mom's lap all da way home an look owt da window. Den she let me owt of da car an I got to walk around mine yard and den walk in da door like it wuz an efurryday occurrense. Dinner wuz a nice piece of raw chick-hen drumstick. Me an fat boy Beau Beau eated it all up.
Mine eye feels better all reddy.

Purrs, Angie