The way I see it

Messij to da food lady. This zen bizness is gettin yoo no where. All it's doin is makin yoo late fur werk. Yoo been tryin it an nuffin is happenin. Efurryday yoo go to werk at da same place an do da same fing yoo been doin for TWO DECADES! Dat's way more than I could count on my pawsies and prolly all mine friends pawsies too.

Now da way I see if is if yoo wants to do da same fing efurryday yoo could jus do what I'm doin right here. Yoo could be layin owt on yur scratchin post, yoo could take a little nappie in yur cushy bed or efun like Angie yoo could take a nap in yur little box. Apparently she is not on da same level of comfort as I am but dat's her fing. Purrsunally I like soft beds. Den yoo gots yur toys. Now wif dis nice post here I don't efun haf to move far if I wants to play. I jus put mine paw down a little an dare is da mousie. How kool is dat? So if yoo wants some zen I finks schmaybe yoo could find it rite here at home.

~Beau Beau