Beau Beau da blogger. Yeah dat's me. Since da Mom bean won't get off her 'puter den I gots my own 'puter altho she tries to hog dis one too. Dad has his own 'puter but his is actin' real slow so now Mom is tryin to fix his . Sigh. I guess dat means he might be askin me to use my 'puter. That might be ok I guess since he has to teach on line . An instead of usin all da 'scuses dat his stoodents use like "da power went owt", or "my 'puter wuz haffin majer prollems" or "I wuz sick", (um, it's an online class an yoo don't haf to be there at a certin time so dat's a real bogus one), he has my 'puter to use as a backup. Either dat or he can jus go to da liberry where all da free 'puters are. Guess some of doze stoodents where da power wuz owt don't haf liberrys in dare towns wif free 'puters, or friends wif 'puters.
What Dad? Ooops. Da liberry is closed dis week.
What? All yur furrends are owt of town? What? Da car duzn't werk? Yoo can't get to da next town to use dare liberry? Da bus broke down? Yoo can't walk dat far? Yoo has no furrends? Werk won't let yoo use dare 'puter? Mommie won't let yoo use hers? Dare is no cyber cafe in town? WHAT? NOoooooooo. Sigh. OK. Yoo can use my 'puter. Gimme 10 Temtations an it's yurs for da day.
Beau Beau
no no no, 20 tem-tay-shuns
ReplyDeleteBeau Beau, we think Temptations are fair compensation for letting your dad use your computer!
ReplyDeleteBeau Beau
ReplyDeleteYOU are da compoodle king!
Purrs
Abby
I would have held out for lobster!
ReplyDeleteBeau Beau, you are one generous mancat to share your computer with your daddy. I hope he gave you those temptations AND extra skritches AND red bug time.
ReplyDeleteWow! You wet your dad have the compoooter for just 10 temptations? You're so genewous!
ReplyDeleteThat seems like a pretty fair deal. I hope he doesn't turn into a 'puter hog like your mom, though.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you held out for compensation for sharing your computer!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a nice computer you have, we'd hold out for 20 temtayshuns, and a can of tuna fish.
ReplyDeleteBeau Beau, you are such a sweet boy. I would have had a longer negotiation list. It would have included 'nip and lap snuggle time...
ReplyDeleteYou strike a hard bargain, Beau Beau!
ReplyDeleteOnly 10??
ReplyDelete10 is a good starting point. Lets you move up the price when he keeps asking to use the computer.
ReplyDelete10 is a good starting point. Lets you move up the price when he keeps asking to use the computer.
ReplyDeletei would haf charged 50 tem-tay-shuns. for an hour. - Miles
ReplyDeletebeau beau,
ReplyDeletejus wan u to know dat i think yer eksepshunallee hansum.
luv--jh
10 Temptations per HOUR would be more like it. after all, you've got it an he needs it an gots no all-ter-ni-tiffs. you kin jack up the price as much as you want.
ReplyDeleteYou sold yer compooter time too cheap to yer dad. Yoo should haf held out furr a whole packet of Temtayshuns at least.
ReplyDeleteOh Beau Beau, I so understand -- sometimes negotiations with our beans for computer time is downright difficult!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very generous kitty! *smile*
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
That's real nice of you to let your dad use your puter for the day. We think that was a fair price he paid.
ReplyDeletejans funny farm
20 treats, per hour!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Honey~
ReplyDeleteLet's talk about 20 temptations!
Doood...only 10? You could probably get, like, 40 for a whole day!
ReplyDeleteOnly 10 temtayshuns? We woulda held out fur a bag!
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