Beau Beau: "Hey what da? Why is dat glass of wine dare? Dat's not mine glass. Where's my miowsa wif tuna juice? Yoo know, Food Lady, since yoo am spendin so much time on da 'puter dat yoo could at least clean up da place. I don't efun haf a spot to put mine paw down."
Mom: "Beau Beau, Do you see that you make a better door than a window?"
BB: "Yoo see dat I'm tryin to take care of fings around here? Efun mine pink bed spot am covered wif papers."
Mom: "You don't care about messy stuff. You are just trying to show off your nice white belly to everyone."
BB: "Yeah. It am pretty cute huh? Just don't spill any of dat red wine on it."