Thursday, December 31, 2009

Got Cream?

Nefurmind da beertender fing, yoo gots more cream?

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Got Beer?

Beau Beau: Yoo finks da beans are plannin a big party or somefin? I gonna stay rite here an push owt da beers to dem. I'll be Beau Beau da Beertender. Bwhahahahaha!
Hey, I wonner if dat lady wif da shirt dat looks like me gonna be there?
Mom: No Beau Beau, they are busy but maybe someone else will be nice like her an let you warm up the chair for them.
BB: Do I get to drink some niptini's while I am beertending?
Mom: Sorry, not while you are on beer duty. Maybe you can teleport over to a party after you are finished here. Remember the party is not until New Year's Day.
BB: Yoo mean I gotta sit here all week an watch da beer?
Mom: I think the beer will be fine where it is. I think it's going to be a long week at home with you. We'll have lots of fun all week ok?
BB: Yayyyyy! Twirls, spins, slaps me high five! Mom is gonna be home wif us! Yayyyy! It am gonna be a great week. I haf lots of games we can play and yoo can take some naps wif us an we can play some more, an yoo can feed us all day!

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to Everyone! We am happy and grateful fur dis day. It's Chrismouse Day and life is great!

Here's a little song for yoo sung to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" and frum da Catmas Carols book by Laurie Loughlin.

God rest ye merry, kitty cats,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember, lots of yummy food
Is served on Christmas Day,
To save us all from hungry tummies,
Hip, hip, hip hooray!
Oooh, tidings of catnip and joy,
Catnip and joy.
oooh, tidings of catnip and joy.

Fur some strange reason Mommie am making turkey again so we gets lots fur owr tummies! And owr crazy lovey fambly am comin ofur an dey all luv us too. We will haf to take a loooooong nap after dis day!

Take da time today to finks about da year past, remember old furriends, think of new ones to come, what have yoo done, and what yoo going to do next year.

Most important of all is it is Love that spreads on Christmas Day!

Purrs and hugs,

Beau Beau and Angie

Brenda and Bob

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Twas Da Nite Afore ChrisMouse

Twas Da Nite Afore ChrisMouse
by Beau Beau and Angie
(Adapted from Clement Clark Moore)
Twas da nite afore Chrismouse an all frew da howse,

Not a spidey wuz stirrin' not efun owr elecktrik mouse.

Owr stockins were hung by da chimney wif care,

In da hopes dat St. Chrissymouse soon would be dare.

Da beans were all nestled all snug in dare beds,

Wif vizzzuns of vaykayshuns swimmin in dare heads.

Angie wuz takin a baff, and I watched in awe,

As she werked her majik, wif her big furry paw.

When out on the lawn dare camed a big noise,

I sprang up from da floor wif mine yooshual poise.

Scratchin at da curtains, I waved my paw,

Tore a few of dem fings, and couldn't beeleeve what I saw.

I turned aroun quik when Angie appeared,

To look at a miniachur sled, and eight tiny vishus deer!

Wif a little old mousie, so close to owr howse,

We knew in a moment it must be St. Chrissymouse.

Kwikker den mousies, doze vishus deer came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called dem by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To da top of the porch! to da top of da wall!"

Doze little vishus deer, how dey obeyed his call!

So up to da house-top doze deer how dey flew,

Wif a sled full of nip an toys, and St. Chrissymouse too.

And den, in a whisker, we heard on da roof,

Da prancing and pawing of each evil hoof.

As we drew in owr heads, and den turned around,

Down the chimney St. Chrissymouse came wif a bound.

He was dressed all in mouse fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all stained wif ashes and soot;

A bag full of nip an toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked a little nipped owt as he opened his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! dat nip did its trick!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose lit up quick!

His little mousie mouf was was twitchin down low,

And da beard of his chin was as white as da snow;

He had a sharp pointed face and a little furry belly,
Dat shook when he laffed like when we jump on da telly.

He was round and furry, a right jolly old mouse,

And we laffed when we saw him, in spite of owrselfs;

A wink of his eye and a twist of hims head,

Soon let us know we had nuffin to dread;

He didn't make a peep, and went strait to his werk,

And filled all owr stockings; den turned wif a jerk,

And laying his paw aside of his nose,

And giffin' a nod, up da chimney he rose;

He jumped in hims sleigh, dem vishus deer waitin to go,

And away dey all flew as we watched frum below.

But we heard him say, as he drove out of site,

"Merry Chrismouse to all, and to all a good-night."

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Weeds on Wednesday

'Scuse me while I eat my breakfast.
Purrs and Holiday Magic,

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Secret Paws 2009

It's here! It's here! Our Secret Paws gift camed. Da man in bloo left it on our doorstep. Dat wuz nice of him to bring it to owr porch like dat.

Bein da mancat of da howse I had to eggzammin da box ferst. Yep. It has lots of smells on it.

We made Mommie open it cuz I jus had a man-a-cure an my lazer sharp claws had been clipped so I wuz not able to open it mineself. Angie wuz bein furry patient while I pawed frew da paper.

Ohhhh look what we gots! Lots of mousies! Angie attacked hers right away and stomped on it an frew it around before it efun got off of it's travelin bed dat it wuz stuck to. Yoo finks she fot it wuz gonna bite her or somefin.

After we finally got it pried off we made sure we dedded dem mousies reel good.

Angie felt da need to cuddle wif hers in between whappin it around. She liked da red one acuz a Christmouse an all.

When we got tired of da mousies, we went back to da box to see if dare wuz any more of dem mousies in dare. Yoo know dey could a had little mousies when dey wuz in da box or somefin.
Playin wif da box wuz da next best fing cuz yoo all know how much fun boxes are.

Dis wuz a real Secret Paws cuz we gots no idea who sent it. Fank yoo Secret Paws! Da Christmousies are da BEST! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays to efurryone.

Beau Beau & Angie

Friday, December 18, 2009

Foolish Friday

Ut oh. I gots up here now how do I get down? Um, Mom, as yoosyooal yoo gots da messiest counter around. I don't want to be jumpin on my 'puter.

Oh man, i finks I'm stuck here!
Since I can't get down, I'm going to totally take a nap instead.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Beau Beau

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Happy Birthday Mommy!

Mee and Angie snuck on the kompuuter eaarly this morning to wrete this before Mommy geets up. We don't know how to do the pikteures so we are only going to say
Wee love you and all that you do for me and Angie and Daddy.
Have a nice burthday
Love purrs and rubs from
Beau Beau, Angie and Daddy.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Beau's Wednesday Pose

I found da nicest place to hide owt. No one likes to use dese stairs cuz dey don't go no where. Da beans sealed it up cuz all da humans were scairt of da hole in da floor. Good for me! It am nice an warm up here an I can hide owt in here an sleep when I wants. I fink dis would also be a good place to use for a party. We could all chase each ofur up an down it and haf races an stuff.
~Beau Beau

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Photo Hunt - Undesirable

It am undesirable to some dat der kitteh's jump on da counters. To dat we say Phblttttttt!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Beau's Toes

Beau's toes' pose on Thursday.

Yoo can see dat I keep mine front toe nails nice an clipped an clean. Den da back claws haf to be claw like an a little differnt than da front. Yoo always need a digger claw I say. Dis pose keeps me balanced on da - GASP - counter. Yep. I gets to go on da island counter. It's not like da beans lik off it or somefin. All da hyooman food is cut on pieces of wood. Now dat makes me want to scratch mine head wif one of mine diggers.
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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Wordless Wednesday

Whooooooaaaaahhhh! Well it wuz almost werdless. Are der any werds big enuf to describe a HAM dis big?!
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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Joy to the World

Mine Joy is furry close. See all dem cans of stinky goodness? I can almost reach dem. Sigh. So close yet so far.

Here's a Christmas song for yoo all taken from and adapted from a litle book we got called Catmas Carols.

Ready to sing?

Joy to da World
'Cause cats am here
Dey fill owr hearts wif love!
Let efurryone prepare dem fooooood
And let dem eat dare fill,
And let dem eat dare fill,
And let, and let dem eat dare fill.
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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Typing and Twittin

Hey Angie! Dat yoo in da 'puter? What yoo doin' in dare? Yoo been sucked into virchool reality? Let me get typin quick so I can get yoo owt. No easy Sunday for me today. I gots lots of puter werk to do to catch up on an see furriends. Plus it seems like da werld will end if I do not join up on somefin called facepaint. And we gots to figger owt how to twitter so I can sound like a bird an mom says we need a Twittertary so I am going to take dat job fur her. Anyone needs a Twittertary?
~Beau Beau

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Photo Hunt - Curved

Well I did not know dat mine whiskers curved dat much! Look how cool dey look? Plus I never noticed how long dey are. Whiskers are a funny fing. Most of da time owr humans don't efun notice dem. Mine whiskers are curvey enuf so I can feel my way around efun at nite. Now if I can just convince da beans to let me owt at nite den I could put dese whiskers to good use.


Friday, December 04, 2009

Finally Friday and Gotcha Day

What would we do wifout da Cat Blogosphere? We were reminded dat it is mine Gotcha Day today! I am so grateful for mine furever home and all da furriends we haf made here in CB land. Hmmmm, is dat ham I smell cookin for me today?

It's finally Friday an I am tryin owt a new yoga zen-like move. Dis is called pawse da daw. It am a mid air move where yoo meditate an hold owt yur paw to accept all good fings. It am also a way to keep mine model paws in good shape. I am keepin mine mind quiet fur today to bring all good fings mine way. Yeah dis is good Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
~Beau Beau

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Beau's Toes

Now these are mancat toes. I haf a feeling a mancat modeling career is in mine future. I haf had mine man-a-cure an mine toes are in tip top shape. I been doing some poses for Mommie an we gonna start wif mine toes. Keep a look owt for future Beau's pose. Haf a great Thursday efurryone!
Beau Beau

Wednesday, December 02, 2009