Sunday, April 26, 2009

My weekend food diary

Dis is owr new old kitchen so do not be scared. As long as we gets food who cares?
Mom wanted to be a tattle tail an tell yoo what I ated on Saturday:

5:30AM (dat's when daddy finally got owt of bed to feed us after we been up since 4AM doin owr own useless hunting cuz we can't find any mousies here): Dad fed us Instinct Duck in a can

8:00 AM: ONLY two Organix chickhen treats, dipped in vitamin C, cuz dat's what Mom gibs me efurry day. Some days one, some days two or free, some days she forgets an I get none. Doze am da bad bizzy days.

1:30 PM: (we hadda nap a little) HAM!!! Both me an Angie gotted HAM from Mom's sammich. Plus we gotted some bra-zzute (for doze who know what dat is, IT'S MORE HAM)

4:00 PM: Um, someone wuz late gettin' owr dinner coz owr normal dinner time am 3:30 PM! Mom went flyin owt of da howse to go huntin' at 3:15 to get us some of owr raw CHICKHEN. It seems someDad did not haf any thawded chickhen for owr dinner so Mom had to go hunting pronto. So for dinner I had a chickhen leg an Angie had one little piece of chickhen. She wuz more concerned wif goin' back owtside (I fink she hadded more Ham den me for lunch, hrmph).

6:00 PM: More beggin' at da screen door to go owtside between 4PM and 6PM den I helped Mommie prepare dinner an I gots TWO sticks of 'sparagus an I ated da heads off of bout three more. Den for da dinner we gots STEAK! Yep! Da beans made steak on da grill (good fing da college girl wuz not home coz she only eats veggies) an we got lots of it.

Dat's da end of da food day cuz da beans went snoozy not too long after. Mom hopes I don't blow chow all ofur da floor after today. Owr day starts at 4AM again.

~Beau Beau & Angie

16 comments:

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

You all had a yummy day. That all sounds quite tasty.

Parker said...

That's one heckofa good food day!

michico*Adan said...

that is just a good tasty day!

Max said...

Asparagus? We can eat that? Won't your pee like STINK after that?

Still, it sounds like a good day. Any day you get STEAK is a good day!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You got a tasty tasty day...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sounds like a furry good day to us! We hadded bacon dis morning but anytime yoo can gets steak is a good time.

The Island Cats said...

Wow...you got some good stuff to eat yesterday!

Lucy Belle said...

You are spoiled with so many good nom nom!

China Cat said...

What a yummy day you had today! I would have loved to join you at 1:30 when you were enjoying the HAM! I adore HAM!

Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat

us4 said...

slurp.

Zeus said...

As I am on a diet, I don't think I can handle reading this post. My stomach is grumbling, and I am constantly licking my lips. I want to move to your house immediately!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

What a great food day! My mom has let me sniff asparagus (her favorite veggie) before but I didn't like the way it smelled. Does it taste better than it smells?

The Furry Kids said...

Holy foods! That sounds like a perfect day!

Love,
Tazo

Poppy Q said...

Ohh man,I has to stay in bed til at least 7am. No early feeds in my house, and I has to wait til 6pm for my dinner. You are two lucky lucky cats.

Tiger Lily said...

What a busy food day! I have to study how you get your people up so early. I think we are being too nice to ours ~ we let them sleep in until 6:15 even on the weekends.

Ruckus likes HAM a lot but I do not particularly care for it.

The Crew said...

Oh man, that's more than we get in a week! Well, not really. Our food bowl always has dry kibbles in it, but that's nothing compared to what you got!!