Mommie is going to da beach today. I hope she duzn't bring home any fleas. Yur not goin to dat stinky buggy fleat bittin beach on da sound are yoo mommie? Yoo goin to da good beach in Rhode Island rite? Da one dat costs more money to go to far from Connecticat rite? Make sure dare are no fleas on yoo. We gonna check yoo ofur when yoo get home. Stop at da door ferst den we will make sure yoo gots no fleas. Schmaybe yoo should just stay home wif us.