Tuesday Toesies and party tip #2

Dis prolly shud haf been party tip #1 but we do not always follow da correct order of fings. But today's tip is before yoo come in to da house for da party yoo must wipe yur paws. Dat helps to keep da dirt dat nefur goes away off da floors.

Mom wants to know where all da dirt went before when we had da big scratchin pad all ofur da floors in da last house?

~Angie

Mancat Party tip no. 1

Tip #1: When yoo are at a partay an are da host yoo make sure da guests are comfy an dat dey can sit on da chair. Den yoo make sure yoo warm up dare back for dem. It is da best fing a mancat can do for a lady.

I reely liked dis lady, Merry-lin. She kinda looked like me wif her stripey hyooman shirt an she wuz reely nice.

Remember, make da wimmin happy.

~Beau Beau

Easy like Sunday

Da beans had a thank you partay last nite for all da peoples who been helpin to make owr howse look nice. We made sure we did owr part as feline host and hostess wif da mostest. It wuz a lot of werk goin' from chair to chair to make sure dey were comfurtibble enuf fur efurryone to sit on. Plus we had to make sure dare wuz enuf food on da island to eat. We did not want any fur owrselves. Nut uh. Reely. Even tho we could smell all dat roast beast.

Den we finally got to see da contraktors who helped put owr kitchen togefur cuz yoosually we wuz locked up bizzy workin in da bedroom while dey wuz here. So now look who is all sleepy an stuff. It's cuz he wuz actin' all lovey duvey to da wimmen an tryin to kiss dem all. What a schmoozer he is. We wuz jus waitin' for him to start talkin like a hyooman. But he did a good job tho so I guess he can sleep.

~Angie

Fall leaf watching

It's near da end of fall and I'm watching all da leaves fall down. I watched all day long. Is is efun more fun dan watchin birdies. It was so much fun I watched for hours an hours. We gots big windows so I could watch dem fall down from way up high. I watched all day long as more and more leaves camed down. Den I watched as owr humans tried to rake dem all up. Angie tried to jump in da big leaf pile but she had more fun pouncin on da leafs. She watched da leaves come down too.
We has lots of trees in da yard. One is a maple and da ofurs are Sick-a-mores. Dey has dat funny name cuz day always look sick like dey got a disease or somefin. But dey am fun trees cuz I gets to bring da furry ball fings dat fall off dem into da house an play wif dem. Dey roll around on da floor reel good.
Haf fun leaf watchin if yoo in a fall leaf area too. Show us yur leaves owt yur window.

~Beau Beau & Angie

Tuesdays Toesies

Beau Beau seems to be hoggin all da bloggin. Now it am my turn. Just acoz he got all nipped up on Monday duzn't mean he gets all da attenshun. Check owt mine toesies. It am a good fing I gots dese big feets cuz I can run alla way down da yard to say hi to my mommie.

Me finks we gots way too many leaves in owr yard. Daddie has spent way too much time tryin to get all dose flyin leavey fings all in a big pile. Wif mine big paws an toesies I tried to help da beans but it did not do too much. Schmaybe we could make a big leaf pile an all of owr furriends could telepurt ofur an do a big jumpy pile? Dat would be fun huh?

~Angie

Mancat Monday

Bet yoo never saw a mancat sniffin flowers before did ya? Now don't fink dis is a daily fing I do, sniffin' flowers. Dis flower happens to be a cat mint plant just like da real fing, only better. Mommie put dis flower in da vase an I could not help myself an I kept smellin it an gettin all smiley an stuff. I started actin' all un mancatly like. Dis stuff wuz potent I tell ya!

See how it made me look all google eyed?

Den I had a laffin fit! Efurryfing wuz sooooo funny! Whut wuz yoo doin? bwhahahah! Yoo look funny mommie! bhhwhhahaha!

Den Mommie tooked da flower owt of da house. I guess she wuz worried I would rub myself all ofur dat vase efun more an break it. Bhahhahahaha!

~Beau Beau

Happy Halloween trick

Now do I look like a Halloweenie cat or what? My trick is to look as puffed up as a pumpkin. I gots dat big round look and dat arch in da back to make me look like one. I gots myself all puffed up so in case any ghosties or evil spirits (or vishus deer) tries to come an scare me. I finks I can scare anyone of dem away wif my halloweenie pose. Yoo finks dis could work good? Haf a safe and fun night for all yoo hyoomans dat am going owt trick or treating on dis fun night. And good wevver to yoo all too.

~Angie halloweenie girlcat