Friday, September 01, 2006

Sweaty night


Message to Mom. I can see yur a little cranky this morning. My usual sweetness aside, I sleep at the foot of the bed at Daddy's feet. Just because I rolled a little over to your side doesn't mean that you can stick your a) stinky and b) sweaty toesies on my belly and in my face in the middle of the night. I unnerstand that you wake up with those freaky men-o-pawsal sweatsies that you get from being old and that's what happens to females when they get old so then don't get annoyed when I have to take a bath for fifteen minutes everytime you rubs yur sweaty self ofur me. I know you like to rub your toesies on my soft fur but then you get what you deserve by listening to me cleaning yur sweat off me. But hey, you're awake already anyway. Geez, I'm getting close to yur age in human years. I hope kitties don't get men-o-pawsal. Ewww.
~Angie

14 comments:

  1. Angelica, you look so serious! How awful that you has to get all sweated on in the middle of the night. maybe your mommy should sleep wif some ice packs, or put the cool air blowy fingy (fan, mommy calls is) on and blowing on her. That's what our mommy does, 'acause she is always hot - and she's not efenn men-o-pawsal yet (although she is old). You mean it will get worse? cripes, it's cold enuf in the bedroom now for snow!

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  2. Wow. That is a very serious look!

    Luckily I don't have long silky fur like you (which I'm insanely jealous of) and my mewomy is very young (24) so I don't have to worry about that. BUT she rolls on top of me sometimes when I'm snuggling under the covers with her. That's not fun at all.

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  3. Poor Angie, We know what yoo are going through.We sleep between our beans an then mum gets hot an frows the doovay right on top of us. Don't get me wrong. I likes to sleep unner the doovay, but it frightens the life outta yoo when yoo are dreaming of mice an fev-vers, an next fing yoo know, yoo fink sumfing has jumped on yoo.

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  4. does you shed on yur Mommy? when our Lady tries ta touch us when she's sweaty, we shed all offur her so's she's got fur stuck ta efurrywheres, 'specially her face. ya shouldn't hafta put up wif her gettin her feet all offur you. it may be kinda yucky, but why don't ya put the bitey on her toes?

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  5. Hmm. It looks like Angie's mom isn't the only one who's cranky. I agree with Grr, Midnight & Cocoa. If it was me I would have biten my Mom's toes, no questions asked.

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  6. I like my mama's toesies on my belly. So there. We keep eachother warm.

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  7. Ours is cranky too. She always keeps a
    leg sticking out and the other night I sleeped on top of it and then the leg went to sleep (how do legs sleep?) and she dumped me off it and it was really rude of her. -Scout

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  8. I don't get under the covers so can't tell if mum's feet get all sweaty or not.

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  9. Ugh, people sweat. That's nasty and it sticks to the fur... :::shudder:::

    I don't think we kitties need to worry about getting it. We get nootered instead. Or Spaided...

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  10. Welll, I gotta admit that my feet got sweaty too when I went to the V.E.T. to get my chip put in last week. Momma tooked me out of the carrier and thot I peed in it 'cuz my feets were wet but I wuz nervus at the V.E.T.'s place and my feets sweated.

    Pumpkin

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  11. Well, if you do get men-o-pawsal it will be another excuse to be snarky, like me.

    Patches Lady

    Hey, there is a cat in the bathroom!!! HELP

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  12. I like bein tickled by Mom's toes unner the covers, but then I stick my face out the side so I can breathe some nice fresh air. Best of Both!
    *whispers*
    If the toes bug you, nibble them.

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  13. my Mom gets all sweaty too. then she gets up, then comes back to bed and she's all cold 'cause her jammies are wet cause she sweated all over them. i'm glad i'm not a bean.

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