The first thing about the new bathroom is to tell you what's in da box. It's a new tub soccer field.
The second thing is dat I'm reading the instrukshuns to help Dad and owr new furriend, Tom, put in the tub soccer field.
The third thing is making sure the new sink is the right size and color.
The fourth thing is to get Tom a coffee. Although wifout my opposable thumbs Mom helped instead.
The fifth thing is that Angie helped inspeckt da hole in da floor. Seems there was a problem wif a leak and we could see right frew to da stinky basement.The sixth thing is: LOOKIT ALL DAT INSOOLATION! Dat's what I take out of da stinky basement to get the hyoomans attention.
Seventh, eighth, and ninth thing are boxes no. 2) terlet, 3) terlet cover, 4) soft close terlet seat.
Tenth thing is da old *blue collar tv*-look terlet on da back deck. Anyone want one? Hee hee.
Eleventh thing is the new fan FINALLY.
Twelvth thing is new lights so we can see owrselves better when we jump up on da sink.
And finally, the thirteenth thing is anofur box to sleep in after all dat werk.