After mine teef stealing traama, I'm feelin' much better speshully after dat nasty anna-seezee-a got owt of mine body. I didn't see any purple flyin fings like mine twin, Victor, but instead I fot I wuz invizzable and could walk frew anyfing so I kept bumpin' mine nose on da PTU cage bars. I finks mine nose hurted more dan haffin' mine teefies stolen. Mom says mine nose wuz swollen twice da size. I gots a little healin' to do on mine nose as yoo can see.
Alreddy I am relaxed more . Da only strange fing is dat Angie duz not know me anymore. Efurry time I try to kiss her neck and lick her she sniffs mine face and bref and den she hisses at me! She looks like she knows me an lets me get close but den she smells mine bref and dats da end of it. I finks she wuz used to da stinky bref and now she finks I am an imposter. I still looks like me don't I?