Sunday, August 17, 2008
I'm hanging out today and keeping a watchful eye on da evil introoders dat come into my yard. Here's one of dem. She keeps stalking her sissy way frew mine yard. Who da heck does she fink she is? I efun caught her sittin under one of my trees in one of my hidey spots.
Den we haf Wally da Woodchuck. Altho I must tell yoo dat I fink someone alreddy took care of him coz I haven't seen him in a few days. Schmaybe he got full on all of owr vegetables an he waddled off to someone else's yard. He wuz hanging out under owr shed. It seems to be da place to be for evil introoder animals.
I will repurt back on any shady activities from any ofur trespassers. It's a fun job. Live in the moment. It is the way to make the most pleasure out of any day.
~Angie the Watcher