Yoo know how in cat language dat we show owr butts to one another to say hello? Well, here's a hello to yoo on dis fine Friday! How do yoo like dem panty-loons?
I'm kissin up to and thanking my nice wood pile for helping to keep us warm dis winter. Dis is what will go in da big hole in da chimney and make big popping noises. Well, it akshully does not do too much heating up cuz it is not a fire thingy wood stove thingy, but a look at da nice fire and it is warm if yoo sit right in front of it thingy.
I love sunning up on my warm wood. Mommie counted da rings and dis tree wuz fifty years old. Dat's just about rite cuz dat's how old owr howse is too. It wuz a diseased Ash tree and it had to come down. Now owr Food Man Daddie has to chop it all up so we can use it next year.