The Mommer had gone away AGAIN! She is back not but but dis is da unbeeleevable story she told us bout her spa day wif her furriends. Ferst, she said she went swimmin at da spa. Dat means it has lots of water at da spa. Dat would not be a good fing for us. She can go an splash in da water all she wants. We do not care. She efun sat in lots of hot water. Why would we want to get in more hot water den we get into sometimes owrselfs? Den she gotted oil put in all her hed furs. What??? Who would want oil all frew dare furs? Dis is also not a good fing for kittehs. Den she gotted sugar rubbed on her legs an paint put on her human nails. WTH? Now we haf heard some kittehs gettin dare paw nails painted. But sugar rubbed on owr legs is not somefin we efur want done to us. We finks she has gone batty to haf deze crazy fings done to her. She says she had a good time but we finks it is better to stay home where it is dry an no one puts fings in and on owr furs. Geez, what will she come up wif next?
~Beau Beau & Angie