Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Tuesdays Tales

The Mommer had gone away AGAIN! She is back not but but dis is da unbeeleevable story she told us bout her spa day wif her furriends. Ferst, she said she went swimmin at da spa. Dat means it has lots of water at da spa. Dat would not be a good fing for us. She can go an splash in da water all she wants. We do not care. She efun sat in lots of hot water. Why would we want to get in more hot water den we get into sometimes owrselfs? Den she gotted oil put in all her hed furs. What??? Who would want oil all frew dare furs? Dis is also not a good fing for kittehs. Den she gotted sugar rubbed on her legs an paint put on her human nails. WTH? Now we haf heard some kittehs gettin dare paw nails painted. But sugar rubbed on owr legs is not somefin we efur want done to us. We finks she has gone batty to haf deze crazy fings done to her. She says she had a good time but we finks it is better to stay home where it is dry an no one puts fings in and on owr furs. Geez, what will she come up wif next?

~Beau Beau & Angie

15 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Dat does not sounds like a good time to us, but our mom says it sounds like heaven. Human are silly!

The Meezers and Billy said...

did she get someone to rub mud all ofur her face?

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum says it sounds like she had a great day even if we don't think so. Our mum likes to have hot stones put on her back. That sounds like torcher to us.

Busby and Raymond said...

Our Mom thinks your Mom's spa day sounds great. We agree with you two, it doesn't sound so great to us. Let's face it, humans are strange!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That sounds like something my human would do. Sigh. I wish they wouldn't go away.

Max said...

Seriously, if you try to figure the People out, your brain will hurt... But man, SUGAR on her legs? Why? Was someone going to lick them later? That's the only reason I can think of, because people seem to love tasting sugar...

The Island Cats said...

We're glad your mom had a good time and it's a good thing she didn't take you two along with her!

Catline Crew said...

Sounds like your Mom had a wonderful day.

Derby said...

Mum beans do funny things like that. Mum isn't that big on spa stuff other than getting her toes painted, and then mostly in the summer.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Toldja dem beans is weerd. Our mom useta come home from some place called "mawsaje therapee" and she would smell like bananas sometimes!

Daisy said...

It sounds more like she went to a torture chamber!!!

Parker said...

eeewwwwwww!

Derby said...

Mum will not be rushing into getting a fursib for me. Only when she finds the exactly right kittie will something happen.

Poppy Q said...

Hope your mom is having a great time relaxing!! My mum is super jealous.

Pierro said...

eeewwww water is too splashy.
I am glad that she is back home safe and dry.

bonks