Fun Friday

Friday's are fun cuz the lady hafs summer hours and comes home to let me owt early.  Yoo know what dat means?  Dat means I get to chase da big turkey in da yard again!  Yoo should see me runnin after dat big Tom Turkey.  He gets all scairt and starts runnin faster an faster den he flies away. Hahahahaha!  I wonner if he gonna taste as good as mine stinky goodness when I gets him.  Yoo fink so?

~Beau Beau da great turkey hunter

Holy Turkey!

I could not beleeve mine eyes when I looked owt da window yesterday.  Look Look!  Da biggest birdie I ever seen in mine life was walkin around in mine yard!  Holy Smoley I still cannot believe mine eyes how big she was.  I finks I will stay right here in da howse instead of trying to tackle her.  Da big peoples gonna haf to handle dis one.