13 Things I'm Thankful for:
1. All dose logs didn't fall on me when I wuz hiding.
2. I can go owtside now wifout a harness
3. I get to play run around da howse and someone chases me and brings me back inside. I'm lucky to haf someone who cares.
4. My yard is reeeeely big.
5. I haf a nice deck to look owt ofur my big yard.
6. I can still look owtside at my yard efun when dey keep me inside all day while they are owt earning more money for mine stinky goodness.
7. Did I tell yoo how big mine yard is?
8. When I come inside from playing catch da bees owtside there is stinky goodness available to me.
9. Beau Beau cleans me up when I come in from owtside.
10. Becoz Beau Beau cleans me up he takes haf my furs wif him so I don't haf so many hairballs YUK!
11. There are many wood fings unner owr deck so I can sharpen mine claws to keep away evil introoders.
12. There are many big fleurs an fings I can hide in for cover when da evil introoders come into mine yard.
13. Lastly, I'm fankful for all da prayers da beans say efurrytime I'm owtside so I don't run away or get eaten by an evil introoder like a fox or a vishus deer or somefin.
Don't worry. I always has snoopervision when I go owtside jus like Eric an Flynn efun tho dare yard is a squillion times bigger den my yard!