Holy Schmoley lookit Angie found in da neybors yard! It's a vishus deer layin down. Yoo fink it's sleepin? I don't fink yoo wants to get to close to dat one. It looks hard as a rock! I fink it am takin a nap to help it digest dat tire after it attaked dat byesikkel next to it. I bet it took its two legs an kicked dat byesikkel right ofur. Dent it prolly ate one of its tires. I can't beeleeve dat a vishus deer is so close to mine house! I will keep a close eye on it an Angie is goin to watch it too. Stay tooned.