Den we gots another surprize. Um, someone, we don't know who it wuz, we finks dare name is Someone, gots owr rug EXTREMELY SOILED! We don't know how dat could be! Don't yoo be tryin' to blame us on dis since yoo hasn't cleaned dis rug in a squillion years, mommie. It duz not seem to matter though duz it? See how pretty it looks now? Just needed to get a little xtra attenshun from da rug cleanin peeple.
We promise to keep it clean if yoo keep it clean too. We likes dis rug.