I had to go to da stabby place today. I usually make very quiet little mew noises, but my volume went up a few notches on da way to da v.e.t. Mommy said my teefies needed to be looked at. I had a nice vet lady look at me and the one toof we thot wuz bad wuz actually ok. But I haf to have my front toof pulled instead. I will now match Beau Beau wif a one fang look. At least I haf all of my ofur teef not like Beau Beau, when da ofur v.e.t. place took almost all hims teefies. But all in all, I'm doing pretty good. Mom would not let me get stabbed wif all da vaccine stuff, but dey still got me by sucking some my blood out. Dey said I wuz a very good girl though. Yeah, if some vampire place wuz takin yur blood yoo'd be pretty quiet too don't yoo finks? I'm lucky dat's all dey took so far.
Den on da way home, when fings were quieted down a little, I got to drive da metal monster. I'm a good drive, yeah. See, I looked back to see what wuz behind me.
Den I looked owt da side to make sure no one wuz in da way.
Den when all wuz ready to go, I looked straight ahead. And, here we are at home. Not bad I say.
Repurtin from Wallyworld, CT,