Oh My COD! It's 2010!
Did yoo know we had a Blue Moon da ofur nite? Dat makes peoples crazy an it made me crazy too. I was so acited fur da New Years dat I made sure I did lots of ennnertainin on New Year's Day. I speshully like da allerjik man who comes ofur a lot an I tried to help him make da roast beast. Him kept talkin to me to show me what he wuz doin an I jumped up on da counter to make sure he wuz doin a good job. Plus I wanted to get a taste afore it wuz eaten by da peoples. Den when I finally got some beef I ate it so fast I frew it up. Den I tried to jump up into da space between da cabbynets so's I could be closer to da fun. Dare wuz no where to go in dare so I fell rite owt. Dat wuz a speshul trick of mine. Den I jumped on all da kitch-hen chairs and runned ofur all da peoples to keep da partay hoppin. When Daddy finally