Today we went to the v.e.t. fur our annual checkup. Here we are afore we wented to see the v.e.t. lady. Angie said that box am too big for her. Plus I guess she can't read acoz that's my box and it has my last name on it.
This am Angie's box that I had to check out fur her. This box is too small for me. She has to go in this box coz she tries to claw her way out of the ofur one and makes her nails bleed.
Finally I got Angie outta the way and here I am waiting patiently. My box is just the right size. Mommy efun putted my favrit leezard in wif me to play wif on the way there. We already asked afore bout getting our vaccinations and thanks to you all Mommy said no to the v.e.t. lady when she was getting ready to gived us the FVRCP shot. The v.e.t. lady said that Mom must read the internet to know bout getting the rabies shot in our rear leg too. But I has to go on a mini diet cuz I weigh 13-1/2 lbs. Mommy doesn't want to worry bout die-abeet-ees eifur. Nasty cancer related vaccinations that makes yur leg get cutted off or worse are bad enuf! I guess that means no more eating half of Angie's food.
Then on the way back from the vet Daddy stopped to feed the metal monster we was riding in. I gotted to look out the window and I saw an efun bigger metal monster go by! Mom says it was a train. My first train. How aciting!