I had to have my teefs cleaned at da v.e.t. So first, Mom let me get used to da metal monster. Since I have such a bad time wif da evil v.e.t. box trying to claw my way out I got to help mom drive instead. There would have been a picture of me sittin' on da console fing in da middle, an checkin' owt da road conditions and telling her what lane to get in but Mom couldn't take a picshure of me and drive at da same time.
Then we got to da v.e.t and she LEFT me there! She told dem how I was such a sweet girl and wouldn't be a problem. Yeah right. Maybe if dey didn't pull my mouf apart. When Mom came to get me da v.e.t. lady said I wuz mad as heck (I wuz). I tried to put da bitey on dem. They tole Mom dat I would put da bitey on HER (NOT). So Mom brot me home in da evil box and my head wuz still goin' woooo wooooo wooooo from da stuff dey gave me. Den she LEFT ME AGAIN! Dis time da beans went owt and LEFT ME IN DA BOX for HOURS! So I showed dem what I could do.
No one wuz leaving me in an evil BOX! I tried to get owt one way but it wuz blocked. This is da view I had of my torture chamber.
Den I finally manajed to work my way owt of da ofur side. Since I couldn't get out of da room dey locked me in I gave a SOS signal by pushin' da shade up so someone would come an rescue me. I turned on da 'puter and den I went to Fat Eric's party. By da time da beans camed home da party wuz in full force and I was eating up a storm cuz dey also STARVED me all day at da evil v.e.t. Finally, me an Beau Beau am all back to normal. We am going to sleep for days.