Dis cat-a-piller is what we has to resort to eating acoz da college girl FORGOT TO FEED US! Da beans left early for vaycayshun and dey fed us a little bit of crunchies and den SHE was aposed to feed us and nuffin happened! We waited and waited for owr morning stinky goodness and we gots nuffin. Angie hunted for ants and I hunted for some spideys and den we spotted dis green fing owtside da window. It looks filling but we can't get to it. Help us we're starving!
Da college girl and Fat Eric's uncle Andrew must be related acoz he forgot to feed Fat Eric one time too - remember? Fat Eric remembers. We'll not forget dis one eifur. She better give us lots of treats to make up for dis. Da beans better bring us home some good stinky goodness and lots of lobster from Maine.