Trubble Tuesday

Well kittens, seems like mine trubble did not last long cuz da Dad food man letted me owt alreddy. He let me walk around da house a couple times while he watched me to make sure I didn't take off to find dat Oranj monster. But now Dad is in trubble for un grounding me while mom was away at werk in mew jersey again. While da mommy cat is away da mice will play! Hah!
Da best fing of all is dat mom did find my collar right where she thot it was, at da scene of da Oranj monster attack. Going free da poison ivy one more time was not too much fun for her either but it was worth it to get my pink name tag back.
Wait till we get a picture of da Oranj monster, you will not beleeve how Oranj he is.
Stay tuned.

-beau beau

Mancat in Trubble

Well efurryone I is in trubble.  If dis looks like I am in jail it is furry close to da truth.  Lately a big furry orange introoder has been coming round my house.  He walks by da windows and says nyah nyah nyah and sticks hims butt rite up to da window - I swear!  He must gets to stay owt all nite while me an Angie has a 8PM curfew in da Summer so I has to jus look out at him.

So, he has been lookin in at me for a while now, and den today I wuz owtside an Mom wuz bizzy on da puter (not bloggin as yoo can see by da sorry amount of posts lately)... an I decided to go find dat orange monster.  I found him way in da next street in da house behind my yard.    Well me and da orange monster wuz in da middle of fistda cuffs when da Mom comes running like a loonatik frew da marsh and da poison ivy an all dat fun stuff to break up owr fight.  I guess she knows what I sound like even miles away cuz I gots such a big mouf!   So da orange boy goes runnin away, and I knows dat big Mom is not happy cuz she is yellin louder den I wuz.  

Next fing I know, I get a free ride alla way back to da howse!  I wuz growlin owt my story to her but she didn't want to hear it at all.  I wuz tryin to tell her to go back and get my nice bloo collar wif da pink (for da ladies) heart wif my name on it.  She was not listening, she wuz growling herself.  Now I am grounded for a loooooong time.  I'm tellin yoo, dat orange monster is BIG trubble.

~Beau Beau

Tuesdays Tummy

I haven't posted one mine floofy belleh shots lately but dis one is a keeper.  Mom says she wants to brush da little curlies owt of my fur.  Which do yoo like better, straight furs or curly furs?

Angie

Wordless Wednesday

Angie

Saturday Silliness

Who says mine butt is big? What do yoo say? Dat's rite - it's big enuf to run after dat Turkey!

~Beau Beau

Fun Friday

Friday's are fun cuz the lady hafs summer hours and comes home to let me owt early.  Yoo know what dat means?  Dat means I get to chase da big turkey in da yard again!  Yoo should see me runnin after dat big Tom Turkey.  He gets all scairt and starts runnin faster an faster den he flies away. Hahahahaha!  I wonner if he gonna taste as good as mine stinky goodness when I gets him.  Yoo fink so?

~Beau Beau da great turkey hunter

Holy Turkey!

I could not beleeve mine eyes when I looked owt da window yesterday.  Look Look!  Da biggest birdie I ever seen in mine life was walkin around in mine yard!  Holy Smoley I still cannot believe mine eyes how big she was.  I finks I will stay right here in da howse instead of trying to tackle her.  Da big peoples gonna haf to handle dis one.

Sunday Chillin

I'm a chillin out on my kitch-hen island.  Yoo can hardly see me huh?  Dis must be why Mommie picked dis kind of gran-it cuz it looks jus like me.  It is nice an cool tho.  We am having crazy weather here in Connecticat.  Ferst it wuz cold and wet, den it wuz more cold and wet, den it got hot a humid like August weather and now it's cloudy and cooler again today.  It is still nice enuf where da Mom lets me owtside to chase squirrels.  Yeah.  Dat's a fun fing to be fankful for.

~Beau Beau

Mancat Monday

Yeah - I am a mancat.  I let Angie share da bed wif me.  I even let her haf da good spot at da top of da bed next to da pillows.   A good mancat knows how to share.  Haf a good sharing week effurybuddy!  Let us know how you gonna share somefin dis week.  

~Beau Beau

Thankful Thursday

I am thankful dats fur shure cuz of da fings dat happened da ofur day.  Listen to dis!  First, I gotted to go on da deck right away in da morning while da lady wuz gettin reddy for werk.  Den quess what??? I gotted to stay owt on da deck all day till Daddy got home.  Boy wuz he surprized when he opened da door to let Beau Beau owt for some sunshine and dare I wuz.  Den it gets better.  Daddy den brot me rite to da kitchen and gave me some cream!  Yeah kitties, I got a bowl full of cream!  He knows how much I love dat.

Next, I went owtside again, to da back yard (not more deck time).  And, hold onto yur tails for dis one.... a little birdie fell rite owt of da sky rite in front of me!!! Well, Mommie wuz not too happy bout dat, but it was a real bonus for me until she tooked it away.  So furriends, I am really thankful for doze happy events. Dey made my week.  I hope yoo all haf a thankful day today!

Purrs,
Angie

Tuesday Tummy Air-O-bics part II

Air-o-bics Part II:

Form:

Well yoo canna see unner mine tummy, but yoo gets a good idea how long it is!  I did not haf a video of me playin Air-o-bics but yoo can get a purrty good idea of how it's done by dis shot.
Can yoo see da wall an how little space dare is if yoo duz a slide?  Yep, not much space between landin' and a slammin'.  Woo Hooooo, but boy duz it wake up yur spirit!

Notice how da front legs are extended properly.  Da back legs are pointed down for a smooth catch of da proper landing area.  When dry, an eggcelent landing is assumed.  When wet, lando, slammo.  Always check by jumping up normally to test da surface ferst.

Haf fun and post any of yur Air-o-bics form pictures for criteekin.

Best,
Beau Beau Bentley

Happy Easter Sunday

I think of the garden after the rain;
And hope to my heart comes singing,
At morn the cherry-blooms will be white,
And the Easter bells be ringing!  ~Edna Dean Proctor, "Easter Bells"

Happy Easter to efurryone celebrating today.  Da beans may not be haffing ham, so we am going to eat more  stinky goodness instead.  If'n yoo has any xtra ham can yoo send it my way?  I did get to eat some yummy ham pie yesterday so I am happy wif dat.  Mom looooves ham pie, pizza gain, whatever yoo wants to call it.  It's ham and eggs and cheese and some other meats dependin' what da fambly favrit food is.

Wordy Wednesday - Mousies Galore!

We have been up to a lot in da last two days.  Ferst, when da Dad man came home da ofur day, he was reely surprised cuz we were not at da door drooling for food as yoosual.   He was worried and came lookin for us.  What he saw next was me, Beau Beau, runnin like a bandit across da downstairs floor a squillion miles an hour, Angie chasing rite behind.  'Acept dis time we were not chasin each ofur.  We wuz doin' da mousie dance.  Da mousie dance is what owr Dad caught da last act of.  He wuz not sure what dat furry grey fing was at ferst but he found owt soon enuf.  And to owr dismay, he tooked dat half dedded mousie owtside.  He felt bad for dat mousie but we wanted to play wif him some more.  And geez, he jus tossed him in da bushes!

Dat wuz day one wif da now dedded mousie.  We kep on da lookowt for more mousies.  When Mom got up in da mornin we wuz no where to be found.  She figgered dat we wuz on mousie patrol again.  No mousies in da mornin' but when she finally gotted home after a nasty day she had at werk I brotted her a nice present of fresh mousie.  

Hmmm, wonner if dare are any more mousies in da housie?  We finks we might haf to start bringing in da bacon mousies to support da howsehold wif da way da beans are finking bout dare jobbies. Jus sayin'. "Squeeeeeeek!" oops - gotta go to werk now!

~Beau Beau an Angie -- mighty mousie hunters extraordinaire

Kitch-hen Air-o-bics Lesson

Kitch-hen Air-O-Bics lesson 1:

First, yoo hafs to haf da shiney kind of counters - either gran-it or da kind dat looks like gran-it - mostly da kind dats shiney.  Next yoo has to get yur human to turn on da water (some of us likes to drink da water but mostly we still needs da humans to turn it on).  Den yoo gets da human to wash da shiney stuff.  Note: Yoo can see dare is a lot of human innner akshun here but it is necessary.
Next yoo takes a runnin leap onto da wet, shiney, counter .  What happens next dee-pens on yur kitch-hen.
We must gibs yoo a warning tho, cuz if yoo slides da wrong way yoo can go head ferst into da wall.  Dis may be 'acitin for some or a headake for others.  Da Air-O-Bics part is if yoo do dis on yur kitch-hen island.  Dis is a two-part man-oover.  1) Yoo slides reely reely fas, den yoo get an Air-o-bics akshun on part two.
Hafs fun wif dis game but stay safe!

Beau Beau- Level 1 Air-O-Bics instruktor.

Photo Hunt - Trees

Today's photo hunt is TREES.   Well dey didn't say dey had to be live trees did dey?  They are mine trees dat owr man had cutted down cuz dey were dying.   Good fing we had dem cut down cuz dey prolly would haf come down anyway in all dat bad winter wevver we had.
And, I smell somefin in here.  Someone has been in mine trees!  I'll show 'em.  I put my stinky all ofur da place so dey know just whose trees dey are rubbin against.

Go see some more photos of trees at da photo hunt place.

Hey - is anyone else having a problem commenting over at da Photo Hunt blog?  Owr typist says she sees dat there are comments but cannot see dem or make one.

~Angie

A Hawk Scare

Holy Carp!  Yoo are not goin to believe what happened dis morning!  It involved a big  Red Tailed Hawk an me.  Ferst, I got da Mom to let me owt on my deck dis morning so I could catch watch da little birdies dat lives under da deck in a cubby hole next to da house.  Den, Mom went to go let Angie owtside.  Here is a picshure of da back of owr howse.  It has lots of windows so we can feel like we are owtside but dare is nuffin like da real fing ya know?  So anyhows, Mom wuz in da kitch-hen when all of a sudden BAM!  She looks quick cuz da noise camed from da window and deck area.  She almost had da big one cuz she knew I wuz on da deck by mineself.  Den she sees dis BIG GINORMOUS Hawk fly up by da deck and her flew into a tree right near me.  Mom ran her big butt as fast as she could back to da deck to see what happened to me! When she opened da door to my deck I was puffed up a squillion times what I normally look like if yoo could imagine dat!  I wuz so big I could hardly fit frew da door!  Hahahah :-).    I finks we were trying to catch da same birdie but she hit da window instead!  When I gots inside I clung onto mine Mom but I wuz not too scared for long.  We looked owt da window and saw da big birdie fly away.

Let me owt!

Let me owtttttttt!  !  It's been a while since we been on line cuz Mommie has been so bizzy.  She made dis picture box of me in her last Photoshop class.  Yoo likes it?  Good fing I don't reely go owt in da woods cuz I finks it would be reely scary.  So maybe its not let me owt, but let me IN!

Purrs,
Beau Beau

Photo Hunt - Self Portrait

One day our lady mommie wuz taking pictures and practicing wif da timer fing and she put it on da tripod and den she made us push da button wif owr paw.  Organix treats helps to keep us in one spot.  It is not easy to get a picture of us together in one spot like dis.  She took over 20 photos before we gots dis one.

Spring is coming

I can smell it.  Spring is coming even though I'm standing here on my tootsies in snow.  I can smell dem birdies.  Dis is my favorite birdie spot where I sit and wait for a birdie lunch.  Pretty soon da snow will go away and my pawsies will not be cold anymore.

~Angie

Snooperbowl Sunday

It's Snooperbowl Sunday!  Fur all of yoo who don't know, Daddie is a BIGGGGG Packers fan even though we live in Connecticat.  Da beans haf been to Green Bay a couple times to see a game, and Daddie is a big football memorabilia collector and he likes da Packers stuff.  We don't have haf as much as some Packer's peoples but it still is fun to look at it.   Whiskerconsin is a great state wif lots of nice peoples as we can see by all da nice cat bloggers we haf met.  So, we'll be rooting for da Packer's today and may it be a great game for all!

Go Pack Go!

Pee Ess -- dis picshure might not be so far off if Texas gets more snow today!  The world has gone wacky!