Paper, paper, paper. Lookit it all! I am hiding out in here acoz da Mom and Dad are after me. For some reason dey didn't like my clean up job of da bedroom dresser. I wuz jus trying to clean it, I swear. And, well, schmaybe I wuz trying to wake dem up so dey would gib me breakfast too. But mostly I wuz jus trying to cleeeeeen up da mess on da top of da dresser. I mean da dust wuz so thick I left paw prints in it! Geez.