Monday, September 24, 2007

Mancat Monday

Hmmmm, I wuz jus readin' in da paper about weekend happenin's and it seems dat a certain female wif da inehshuls A.S. wuz grounded after a weekend of cavortin' in her nayborhood.

Den it says dat Beau Beau Bentley (hey dat's me) wuz actin' like a scairdy cat. What???? hey! dat's not rite! Don't believe efurryting yoo read in da paper. It wuz da evil harnesses fault. It wuz pullin' an pinchin' me den I fot a claw came owt of da ground and pinched my belly. Dat's why I ran like a maniac into da howse draggin' da evil leash behind me. I wuz jus runnin' from da claw! Asides, I am a swash bucklin cap'n o' da Seas, arrrrr, Beau Beau, dat's me. Oh, sorry, I fot it wuz still meow like a pirate day.

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  1. You look very comfortable as you check out the newspaper, Beau Beau. You are so right - you can't believe everything you read!

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  2. I don't bee-leave anyfing 'cept da comics in da noospaper. I knoos I wood nefur bee-leave anyfing negg-ah-tive bout yu Beau Beau. Yu is furry brave and strong and manly....

    Purrs
    Abby

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  3. Course it wuz a claw came out of the ground and attacked yoo. We know yoo wouldn't be a skeerdy cat Beau Beau

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  4. Course yoo wasn't scairt, sheesh, how is it dat deze papers are allowed to print deze lies!

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  5. Oh it made the paper! I think it's wrong though...

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  6. of course you wasn't scairt!!
    did your daddy come home yet? last we knowed, he was still out looking for Angie!

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  7. Are you reading the business section there? FAZ

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  8. Beau, you are very right not to believe everything you read in the paper. I would never believe that you were scairt. Sometimes the harness does bad things, and you must run away from it.

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  9. Hmmmmm A.S. is grounded, eh? That must have been quite a scare she gave Mommy and Daddy (Who I hope made it back home!). But sweet Beau Beau, I am sure it was a claw and the harness IS evil! Powder thinks no less of you, that's for sure!
    You look quite mancatly reading the paper!

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  10. Harnesses are bad news! They steal your bones and make you paralyzed. I'm glad you were strong enough to run away from it. I have not been so lucky.

    Earl Grey

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  11. Maybe that's why Mom won't let me outside.I mean claws in the ground!!!

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  12. I think that everyday should be Meow Like a Pirate Day! That was a lot of fun.

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  13. Newspapers don't always get the story right. Check tomorrow's paper for a correction. It can't be right that you was scairt.

    Midnite & Stray Kitty

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  14. Wow, the Mew Yack Times! I's impressed. Beau Beau, it's good that you know to run home if sumfin don't seem rite outside. I do that, too, if I get ascared... I mean Mom gets ascared while we's outside.
    So Angie wandered too far an losted yur dad, huh? Not good... not good at all! Put her in a bunk wif the capn's daughter. Arrrr!

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