Taking off on my furrend Derby's Fang Shui theme, this is my fang shui position of power , in the corner, with my back protected so I can focus all my energy on anyfing dat looks fun to do. Like maybe I can pounce on dat basket of toys I has. Or maybe da mom or dad bean will decide to turn on dat reely fast red light dat I can nefur seem to catch. Or maybe Angie will walk by an I can pounce on her. Dare am endless fings I can do from here.
See dem sofas behind me? Mom wants to get rid of dem. She wants somefin new and more cheerful. Dese sofas came before my time and dey are good for me to bounce on and no one can see my claw marks but da color is not a happy fang shui color she says. Da pattern looked much better in da store and when she got dem home dey looked all brown like dis. Hey, it looks kinda like da color of my baffroom in da basement stuff. Hee hee. Shhhh. Don't tell her dat. Dem sofas are comfy enuf for me. I won't let Angie on dem. Dey are mine, mine, mine! Wait a minute. Schmaybe I don't want some beans to take mine sofas. Hey Mooooommmmmm! Mom will be posting her own picture of mine sofas on somefin called Craig's list so some bean can buy dem. Sniff. Where will I sleep? Oh no.