Hey Angie! Dat yoo in da 'puter? What yoo doin' in dare? Yoo been sucked into virchool reality? Let me get typin quick so I can get yoo owt. No easy Sunday for me today. I gots lots of puter werk to do to catch up on an see furriends. Plus it seems like da werld will end if I do not join up on somefin called facepaint. And we gots to figger owt how to twitter so I can sound like a bird an mom says we need a Twittertary so I am going to take dat job fur her. Anyone needs a Twittertary?