Mancat Monday NOT

Dis is Day One of Angie's week. Beau Beau has had enuff time on da blog lately an he is takin da week off bloggin while Mommie takes some modelin' fotos of him. It's harder to get fotos of me coz I do funny fings like gettin' mine furs stuck in my mouf as yoo can see in today's Angie Design Image #1. I like to fink of dis one as advertizing for eye liner.

~Purrs,

Angelica (I am using my full name for modeling purpusses) aka Angie

Photo Hunt: Average

I don't know Beau Beau, yoo finks we should leave dis average sized Pumpkin Cookie or should we eat it?

It's da only one left cuz dey were so good efurryone ated dem. How bout jus a little bite?

Da recipe for da cinnamon frosting for da cookie is on Mommie's picshure bloggie.

Fevvers and Fings on Friday

We were furry sad cuz Mommie's werk took away da green papers dis year for efurryone. It is kinda funny dat dey told efurryone what a great job dey did for dem and den gave dem less. We am scratchin owr heads at dat one. We 'preciate owr Mom bean cuz we know how much werk she duz.

So we wuz sad for a day an now we gonna be happy an finks hard bout doin ofur fings to make up for da loss. I got it! I can make green papers by modelin' mine man cat cuteness. Yeah, dat's a good jobbie rite?

For some more happy fings, here are some picshures of owr fevvers in da yard. Da almost meal. Heh heh.

Dis one is a little blurry but it's what Mommie calls "Woody Woodpecker". Him has a red hed an he yells and makes loud chippin noises when he comes to get his food.

Here he is below again sharin da table wif da Blue Jay. Da Blue Jay's scream efun louder afore dey come to get dare food so dey can tell all da ofur birdies where it is. Kind of like netwerking for a new job rite?
It's gonna snow again tonite so da birdies will be coming for more food. Mom will fill up da table again so all birdies come on in! We like to share owr food.

Too bad more werk places do not know dat when yoo share more yoo get more in return. Da more yoo take away da less yoo get back. It's da law of attrackshun in ackshun.

Keep tuned for a week of Angie modelin picshures. It is not too easy to get pretty picshures of her cuz she keeps moving her head. But Mom got some good ones of her dat she wants to share.

Purrs, and keep smilin'!

Beau Beau an Angie

Tuesdays Tales

The Mommer had gone away AGAIN! She is back not but but dis is da unbeeleevable story she told us bout her spa day wif her furriends. Ferst, she said she went swimmin at da spa. Dat means it has lots of water at da spa. Dat would not be a good fing for us. She can go an splash in da water all she wants. We do not care. She efun sat in lots of hot water. Why would we want to get in more hot water den we get into sometimes owrselfs? Den she gotted oil put in all her hed furs. What??? Who would want oil all frew dare furs? Dis is also not a good fing for kittehs. Den she gotted sugar rubbed on her legs an paint put on her human nails. WTH? Now we haf heard some kittehs gettin dare paw nails painted. But sugar rubbed on owr legs is not somefin we efur want done to us. We finks she has gone batty to haf deze crazy fings done to her. She says she had a good time but we finks it is better to stay home where it is dry an no one puts fings in and on owr furs. Geez, what will she come up wif next?

~Beau Beau & Angie

Finally Friday

Is it really finally Friday? Oh fanks GOD! Mudder is finally home after bein at a meetin. She said dare wuz lots of good food dare but do yoo finks she brot any home fur us? Noooooooooo. Yeah, well guess wot? Daddie let us eat on da table, he fed us all kinds of stuff dat yoo don't let us eat, an we had a good time takin care of him. So dare. He's not too good a da treats fing tho. He furgets where da bag of treats is. We tried to get dem owrselfs but we could not open da drawer. Dat's da drawer dat I am sittin above in da picshure. I am gonna get dat drawer open one of dese days an den I will haf a treat feast. And invite all mine furriends of course.

Happy Friday! It'sssssss da weekend!!!! Yayyyyy!

Mancat Food

OK Mudder. What yoo tryin to get us to eat. Somefin just duz not smell rite here.

What da heck are deze fings? Breathies? Yoo finks we gots bad breff? Are dey treats? Let me see. Dey look funny. It looks like dare is mint in dem. Yoo finks dat means CAT MINT? As in CAT NIP???

I don't fink deze are treats. Dey don't smell like treats. Dey don't feel like treats. An I don't smell no nip! I step on dem an dey feel funny unner my paws. Dey stinky. Well maybe I will try one anyway. Jus one. Yoo know jus to try it. I am da mancat yoo know so I gets to try it ferst. Schmaybe dare is some nip in dem.

Angie: Hey Beau Beau how dey taste huh? Duz yur breff smell better? Come ere. Let me smell yur breff. Ewwwwww. I am not eating doze fings. Yoo eat em. I'm stickin wif mine Organix treats.

Stinky breff 1 and stinky breff 2 signing owt fur now.

We might be off fur a coupla days cuz Mudder has to go to a stinky meeting in Mew Jersey. Hey, schmaybe we can get Dad to help us wif da 'puter. Yoo finks?

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Snow prints

Do you finks a little girl cat like me could leave such big paw prints in da snow? Doze look like a big heavy monster cat made dem pawprints. No way dat coulda been me.

I put in mine protest. I finks dare am a monster cat owtside tryin to get in. Beau Beau is on alert. Schmaybe he got owt an made dem. Yoo know how bulky he got ofur da hollyday. Yeah, it musta been him.

~ Little light Angie

Photo Hunt: Bulky

I'm lookin a little bulky here after all da foods from da hollydays. But I can't stop mineself from eatin MORE!

Heyyyy, how ya doin? I finks I smell some pizza. Ow about yoo pass dat right ofur here.

~Beau Beau

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Mancat Modeling on Monday

Dis year is goin to be mine modelin career. Here is mine ferst full portrait sitting. Mommie needs to pay attenshun to what is in da background. Dis one looks like a gots a pole stickin' owt of mine head. She better get her ack togefur if she effur wants to make some green papers on dis stuff. At least da frame wuzn't lookin' like it wuz comin' owt of mine butt!.

~Beau Beau

It's 2010 and it is alreddy fun!

Oh My COD! It's 2010!

Did yoo know we had a Blue Moon da ofur nite? Dat makes peoples crazy an it made me crazy too. I was so acited fur da New Years dat I made sure I did lots of ennnertainin on New Year's Day. I speshully like da allerjik man who comes ofur a lot an I tried to help him make da roast beast. Him kept talkin to me to show me what he wuz doin an I jumped up on da counter to make sure he wuz doin a good job. Plus I wanted to get a taste afore it wuz eaten by da peoples. Den when I finally got some beef I ate it so fast I frew it up. Den I tried to jump up into da space between da cabbynets so's I could be closer to da fun. Dare wuz no where to go in dare so I fell rite owt. Dat wuz a speshul trick of mine. Den I jumped on all da kitch-hen chairs and runned ofur all da peoples to keep da partay hoppin. When Daddy finally locked me in mine room gave me a break and put me in mine room, I came owt a few times all by mineself. I did dis free times till dey figgered owt dat I wuz gettin owt on mine own and da peoples wuz missin me so what could dey do? Den, I efun played a trick on Mommie an me an Angie kep runnin around her feet like we wuz starvin at owr dinner time. We gots her to gif us a can of stinky goodness an we scarfed it all up. Later she found owt we had alreddy had owr supper. De I wanted to show off to da neyburs an show dem mine balancin skills. I jumped on da island an runned all frew da food an wine glasses an stuff an didn't spill a drop or step in da food. It make all da peoples screem wif plezzzure! Dey yelled "Beau Beau" " Beau Beau". It wuz so much fun. So 2010 is off to a good start and will be a fun year. Hope it is just as happy an fun for all of yoo too!

Got Cream?

Nefurmind da beertender fing, yoo gots more cream?

Got Beer?

Beau Beau: Yoo finks da beans are plannin a big party or somefin? I gonna stay rite here an push owt da beers to dem. I'll be Beau Beau da Beertender. Bwhahahahaha!

Hey, I wonner if dat lady wif da shirt dat looks like me gonna be there?

Mom: No Beau Beau, they are busy but maybe someone else will be nice like her an let you warm up the chair for them.

BB: Do I get to drink some niptini's while I am beertending?

Mom: Sorry, not while you are on beer duty. Maybe you can teleport over to a party after you are finished here. Remember the party is not until New Year's Day.

BB: Yoo mean I gotta sit here all week an watch da beer?

Mom: I think the beer will be fine where it is. I think it's going to be a long week at home with you. We'll have lots of fun all week ok?

BB: Yayyyyy! Twirls, spins, slaps me high five! Mom is gonna be home wif us! Yayyyy! It am gonna be a great week. I haf lots of games we can play and yoo can take some naps wif us an we can play some more, an yoo can feed us all day!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to Everyone! We am happy and grateful fur dis day. It's Chrismouse Day and life is great!

Here's a little song for yoo sung to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" and frum da Catmas Carols book by Laurie Loughlin.

God rest ye merry, kitty cats,

Let nothing you dismay.

Remember, lots of yummy food

Is served on Christmas Day,

To save us all from hungry tummies,

Hip, hip, hip hooray!

Oooh, tidings of catnip and joy,

Catnip and joy.

oooh, tidings of catnip and joy.

Fur some strange reason Mommie am making turkey again so we gets lots fur owr tummies! And owr crazy lovey fambly am comin ofur an dey all luv us too. We will haf to take a loooooong nap after dis day!

Take da time today to finks about da year past, remember old furriends, think of new ones to come, what have yoo done, and what yoo going to do next year.

Most important of all is it is Love that spreads on Christmas Day!

Purrs and hugs,

Beau Beau and Angie

Brenda and Bob

Twas Da Nite Afore ChrisMouse

Twas Da Nite Afore ChrisMouse

by Beau Beau and Angie

(Adapted from Clement Clark Moore)

Twas da nite afore Chrismouse an all frew da howse,

Not a spidey wuz stirrin' not efun owr elecktrik mouse.

Owr stockins were hung by da chimney wif care,

In da hopes dat St. Chrissymouse soon would be dare.

Da beans were all nestled all snug in dare beds,

Wif vizzzuns of vaykayshuns swimmin in dare heads.

Angie wuz takin a baff, and I watched in awe,

As she werked her majik, wif her big furry paw.

When out on the lawn dare camed a big noise,

I sprang up from da floor wif mine yooshual poise.

Scratchin at da curtains, I waved my paw,

Tore a few of dem fings, and couldn't beeleeve what I saw.

I turned aroun quik when Angie appeared,

To look at a miniachur sled, and eight tiny vishus deer!

Wif a little old mousie, so close to owr howse,

We knew in a moment it must be St. Chrissymouse.

Kwikker den mousies, doze vishus deer came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called dem by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To da top of the porch! to da top of da wall!"

Doze little vishus deer, how dey obeyed his call!

So up to da house-top doze deer how dey flew,

Wif a sled full of nip an toys, and St. Chrissymouse too.

And den, in a whisker, we heard on da roof,

Da prancing and pawing of each evil hoof.

As we drew in owr heads, and den turned around,

Down the chimney St. Chrissymouse came wif a bound.

He was dressed all in mouse fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all stained wif ashes and soot;

A bag full of nip an toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked a little nipped owt as he opened his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! dat nip did its trick!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose lit up quick!

His little mousie mouf was was twitchin down low,

And da beard of his chin was as white as da snow;

He had a sharp pointed face and a little furry belly,

Dat shook when he laffed like when we jump on da telly.

He was round and furry, a right jolly old mouse,

And we laffed when we saw him, in spite of owrselfs;

A wink of his eye and a twist of hims head,

Soon let us know we had nuffin to dread;

He didn't make a peep, and went strait to his werk,

And filled all owr stockings; den turned wif a jerk,

And laying his paw aside of his nose,

And giffin' a nod, up da chimney he rose;

He jumped in hims sleigh, dem vishus deer waitin to go,

And away dey all flew as we watched frum below.

But we heard him say, as he drove out of site,

"Merry Chrismouse to all, and to all a good-night."

Weeds on Wednesday

'Scuse me while I eat my breakfast.
Purrs and Holiday Magic,
Angie

Secret Paws 2009

It's here! It's here! Our Secret Paws gift camed. Da man in bloo left it on our doorstep. Dat wuz nice of him to bring it to owr porch like dat.

Bein da mancat of da howse I had to eggzammin da box ferst. Yep. It has lots of smells on it.

We made Mommie open it cuz I jus had a man-a-cure an my lazer sharp claws had been clipped so I wuz not able to open it mineself. Angie wuz bein furry patient while I pawed frew da paper.


Ohhhh look what we gots! Lots of mousies! Angie attacked hers right away and stomped on it an frew it around before it efun got off of it's travelin bed dat it wuz stuck to. Yoo finks she fot it wuz gonna bite her or somefin.

After we finally got it pried off we made sure we dedded dem mousies reel good.

Angie felt da need to cuddle wif hers in between whappin it around. She liked da red one acuz a Christmouse an all.


When we got tired of da mousies, we went back to da box to see if dare wuz any more of dem mousies in dare. Yoo know dey could a had little mousies when dey wuz in da box or somefin.
Playin wif da box wuz da next best fing cuz yoo all know how much fun boxes are.

Dis wuz a real Secret Paws cuz we gots no idea who sent it. Fank yoo Secret Paws! Da Christmousies are da BEST! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays to efurryone.

Beau Beau & Angie

Foolish Friday

Ut oh. I gots up here now how do I get down? Um, Mom, as yoosyooal yoo gots da messiest counter around. I don't want to be jumpin on my 'puter.

Oh man, i finks I'm stuck here!
Since I can't get down, I'm going to totally take a nap instead.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Beau Beau

Happy Birthday Mommy!

Mee and Angie snuck on the kompuuter eaarly this morning to wrete this before Mommy geets up. We don't know how to do the pikteures so we are only going to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Wee love you and all that you do for me and Angie and Daddy.
Have a nice burthday
Love purrs and rubs from
Beau Beau, Angie and Daddy.

Beau's Wednesday Pose

I found da nicest place to hide owt. No one likes to use dese stairs cuz dey don't go no where. Da beans sealed it up cuz all da humans were scairt of da hole in da floor. Good for me! It am nice an warm up here an I can hide owt in here an sleep when I wants. I fink dis would also be a good place to use for a party. We could all chase each ofur up an down it and haf races an stuff.

~Beau Beau

Photo Hunt - Undesirable

It am undesirable to some dat der kitteh's jump on da counters. To dat we say Phblttttttt!

Beau's Toes

Beau's toes' pose on Thursday.

Yoo can see dat I keep mine front toe nails nice an clipped an clean. Den da back claws haf to be claw like an a little differnt than da front. Yoo always need a digger claw I say. Dis pose keeps me balanced on da - GASP - counter. Yep. I gets to go on da island counter. It's not like da beans lik off it or somefin. All da hyooman food is cut on pieces of wood. Now dat makes me want to scratch mine head wif one of mine diggers.

Wordless Wednesday

Whooooooaaaaahhhh! Well it wuz almost werdless. Are der any werds big enuf to describe a HAM dis big?!

Joy to the World

Mine Joy is furry close. See all dem cans of stinky goodness? I can almost reach dem. Sigh. So close yet so far.

Here's a Christmas song for yoo all taken from and adapted from a litle book we got called Catmas Carols.

Ready to sing?

Joy to da World
'Cause cats am here
Dey fill owr hearts wif love!
Let efurryone prepare dem fooooood
And let dem eat dare fill,
And let dem eat dare fill,
And let, and let dem eat dare fill.

Typing and Twittin

Hey Angie! Dat yoo in da 'puter? What yoo doin' in dare? Yoo been sucked into virchool reality? Let me get typin quick so I can get yoo owt. No easy Sunday for me today. I gots lots of puter werk to do to catch up on an see furriends. Plus it seems like da werld will end if I do not join up on somefin called facepaint. And we gots to figger owt how to twitter so I can sound like a bird an mom says we need a Twittertary so I am going to take dat job fur her. Anyone needs a Twittertary?

~Beau Beau

Photo Hunt - Curved

Well I did not know dat mine whiskers curved dat much! Look how cool dey look? Plus I never noticed how long dey are. Whiskers are a funny fing. Most of da time owr humans don't efun notice dem. Mine whiskers are curvey enuf so I can feel my way around efun at nite. Now if I can just convince da beans to let me owt at nite den I could put dese whiskers to good use.

~Angie

Finally Friday and Gotcha Day

What would we do wifout da Cat Blogosphere? We were reminded dat it is mine Gotcha Day today! I am so grateful for mine furever home and all da furriends we haf made here in CB land. Hmmmm, is dat ham I smell cookin for me today?
~Angie

It's finally Friday an I am tryin owt a new yoga zen-like move. Dis is called pawse da daw. It am a mid air move where yoo meditate an hold owt yur paw to accept all good fings. It am also a way to keep mine model paws in good shape. I am keepin mine mind quiet fur today to bring all good fings mine way. Yeah dis is good Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
~Beau Beau

Beau's Toes

Now these are mancat toes. I haf a feeling a mancat modeling career is in mine future. I haf had mine man-a-cure an mine toes are in tip top shape. I been doing some poses for Mommie an we gonna start wif mine toes. Keep a look owt for future Beau's pose. Haf a great Thursday efurryone!

Lufs,

Beau Beau

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