Beau Beau. "Yes Mom?" Do you know anything about the poor plant's leaves exhibiting this sorry state they are in? "No Mom. Me an Angie nefur go near that plant. It am a scary plant wif all those arms hanging off it." Now are you sure Beau Beau? Because there also seemed to be some um, how shall we say, rejected, half digested, little chewed pieces of plant left in a little pile on the carpet. In other words, someone in the house threw up some of the eaten plant. Angie. "Yes Mom." Have you been eating the plant? "No Mom. I'm scared of the plant with all those arms hanging off it. It might wrap it self around me or something. Urp. 'Scuse me."
Well kids, some plants are not good for you too eat because it might make you sick. I will be watching this plant to see if it gets attacked again. It was a present from your Aunt. I don't think she would be too happy to see what's happened to it nor does she want you to get sick. So you might just want to keep an eye on it but stay far away from it. Ok? "Yes, Mom."
Hmmmmmm......you may need a lawyer on this one.
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Beau Beau and Angies...pleeze be furry careful 'bout greenies planties yur Momma may have becuz they can make us nice poodins furry sick. (Jus in case it wuz you who put the holies in da plants...now I knows it wasn't, but fur future ref-ar-ants...it's gud to knows)
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It was a vampire! It's that time when they come out ya know!
ReplyDeleteMom, are you going to believe them? Of course if whoever did it threw it up, maybe thats lesson enough and they won't touch it again. sss's mom
ReplyDeleteit looks delicious
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I wonder if it was tasty.
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That does look like a tasty plant. But I'm sure it was not the 2 of you that tasted it. You must have another poodin living with you. You better watch out for that one.
ReplyDeletemy sweet bee-yoo-tee-full Angie would neffur do that an neiffur would my pal Beau Beau. it was me who did it. efurrybuddy knows i puts the bitey on efurryfing an i wuz visitin Angie an i did it. i confess. there. are you outta trubble now Angie?
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Mom put my favorite snack plant on the fridge, and now I can't reach it. It looked very similar to your apostle plant, with the bitey holes and shredded ends..
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This is exactly why we don't have any plants in our house. It made my Mom laugh though!
ReplyDeletedeny deny deny!!!
ReplyDeleteWe can't let you take the blame Cocoa. Maybe it was the stranger kitty that came ofur to visit while Mom wuz out.
ReplyDeleteoooh, yes! Stranger Kitties can't be trusted!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the plant was attacked by plant fleas. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
ReplyDeleteYou know, sometimes plants at our house get that look, too. Wonder what's causing it, I can't possibly imagine...
ReplyDeleteit's a eppydemic! it happens at our house alla time!!
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