Mom keeps calling me "Her Floofiness". I can't imajin why? You wouldn't know by lookin at me dat I only weigh six pounds. Yoo can stare at mine belly for a couple days cuz Mom is going away on bizzness. We gets to keep Dad company all by owrselves. Well, da collij girl is here too tho but dey don't know how to help us rite. She will try to steal some time from werk to check in on us but it might be too hard coz dey am werking her like a woofie she says. We am furry glad we am cats so we don't get werked like woofies.